ben's definitions

skunk

cross breed of Cannabis sativa and Cannabis indica. Sativa is the more traditionally smoked outdoor-grown variety which occurs naturally in places like Colombia, Mexico, Thailand and Africa; Indica is a shorter, bushier variety found in Afghanistan. Unlike pure Sativa, the high it gives is slightly heavy, lassitudinous and mongy.

damn, this skunk is some evil shit, where can I get some?

by Ben June 30, 2003

Doppel-Gangers

An indiginous worm located in South Africa. They hang from trees and when approached they make strange wooping noises and jump at your face. Then they suck the sweet sweet juices from your eyes and make a nest in your intestines. They can grow from 5 inches to 5 feet long. The doppel-ganger is endangered so please do not hunt them for sport.

Guy1- Did you hear that?
Guy2- Hey whats that in the tree over there?
Guy1- Thats a doppel-ganger.
DoppelGanger- WOOP WOOP!
Guy1andGuy2- AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Ben January 25, 2004

dwacist

an act of being racist but against a dwarf

Life's too short is a dwacist show with dwacist humour

by Ben February 14, 2015

Viet-Cong

The chinese soldiers in Vietnam. See Charlie

The Viet-Cong used gurella millitary tactics that were mainly unheard of.

by ben November 18, 2003

on the bubble

rising to stardom

did you see him he's on the bubble

by ben February 4, 2004

megafresh

Really awesome...amazingly so.

Yo, homeboy, that piece of pie is megafresh.

by Ben December 31, 2003

heatha

One of those people that just says "cool." Listens to white rap, esp. from B Dawg; a major pimp magnet and likes pizza from Tony V's.

Raise the roof it's heatha!

by Ben April 3, 2005