ben's definitions

yojimbo

Bodyguard or protector.(Japanese)
Name of one of the Aeons from Final Fantasy X (He is a greedy bastard)

I will serve as your Yojimbo.

by Ben December 13, 2003

Weakest Link

Popularised by a television game show of the same name, where the loser of each round is dismissed by the host with the phrase "You are the weakest link, goodbye!". Used for people who are the weakest/least intelligent/slowest of a group.

"You are the weakest link! Goodbye!"

by Ben November 26, 2003

dang! i gotta go!

Exclamation, point where you realize that you might not make it to the restroom.

mandy cried "dang, i gotta go" just before the pee started flowing down her legs.

by ben November 18, 2003

yellow card

An expression used to indicate that another's statement or action is disgusting or shockingly crude. Can be used with fairly minor statements, but should not be overused. This expresses a lesser degree of shock or disgust that a red card.

"I know she's on the rag, but I need to get some real bad."
"Yellow card, man, gross!"

by Ben December 28, 2004

yabba

1. A slang nickname for the drug methamphetamine, aka crystal meth. The name is thought to originate in Thailand, where pills are sold containing caffeine and methamphetamine. 'Yaba' is Thai for "crazy medicine".

Quentin: I wouldn't touch yabba for a million quid. It's what all the mashheads do when everything else stops working.

by Ben June 17, 2006

Parabolistic

referring to a member or act thereof of a supercratic coolistic organization developed to ease the tensions of life in central Jersey.

Yo, that tuggy run was Parabolistic.
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.

Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi

by Ben April 26, 2005

saeo

n. The greatest mac of all.

Saeo pwnz on you. He elfed your mom.

by ben June 19, 2005