krautrock

A style of rock that originated in late 60s - early 70s Germany. Musically it seems to extol the machine (Kraftwerk being a leading example) or more commonly industrial decay (Can, Faust, Neu, Einsterzende Neubauten). Amon Duul II actually employed jackhammers in one stage show, to the horror of the concert hall management. Think of punk crossed (however improbably) with prog rock, sometimes with a funky groove underneath it all. Some people regard more ambient bands like Tangerine Dream and Popul Vuh as being part of Krautrock as well.

"What's that god-awful racket?"
"It's Krautrock, mom!"

by irzebra March 19, 2004

krautrock

I'm not sure, really. it involves germans, somehow, and presumably rock. Can is a famous band in this genre.

Can is an archetypal krautrock band

by Ben January 5, 2004

Krautcock

A man's penis that has been in so many females it becomes lacto-fermented like sauerkraut.

The opposite of a kan who has "sweet meat".

A man who has a yeast infection so terrible that would make the Pillsbury doughboy want to kick babies.

He got Krautcock that smells like Sally Sardines gynecologist's office on the hottest day in August.

Don't let him fool you he has a awful case of Krautcock.

I heard he runs the Cherry Tree Chicken Ranch so you know he got Krautcock.

by Luci's lust January 17, 2021

Krautnuck

A German who lives in Canada.

That Night-Shade is such a friggen Krautnuck!!!

by Night-Shade June 11, 2006

Krautcock

The German version of baked bean on the tip.

I spent the night with a random whore in Germany and she krautcocked me.

by Blackwidow2013 March 26, 2022

Krautroach

A derogatory term to describe the German Cockroach, the most tenacious of any Cockroach breed in existence. Capable of hiding in any corner and fast-breeding, these motherfuckers will make hell out of your life if you live in an apartment. The only effective way to kill them is with roach traps, and they must be used constantly so that they do not learn to avoid these traps. They are a scourge that must be annihilated with extreme prejudice lest they infest and infect your food supply.

Derived from the derogatory term 'Kraut' used in reference to the Germans in World War I and II.

I hate my apartment. There's too many Krautroaches for me to deal with. FML.

Help me, verminators! I've got a serious infestation of Krautroaches!

by Grimesey September 12, 2009

Krautcock

A Cock of a German

Your Krautcock smells a bit.
Your Krautcock is tasty.

by Dr. Bernd Höcke June 18, 2018