ben's definitions

Fadgeface

Sum1 who has a fadge-like face

1.My brother tom has a fadge face
2.look at my fadge face

by Ben April 13, 2005

Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

by Ben May 3, 2005

chooch

Word used to describe either Stephanie, or Dr. Chooch. Either a complete lack of intelligence, or one who pretends to hold more intelligence than they are capable of producing..

"Stephanie is a chooch..."
"Dr. Chooch is a chooch."
"Welcome to the ghetto you chooch"

by Ben September 14, 2004

burner

slang term used for a device that writes and re-writes data onto a compact disk.

"you can get all the music you want if you have a computer and a burner."

by Ben April 3, 2005

Mizz out

Origination : Nottingham chavs

n : To travel fast, to leave somewhere in a hurry.

To go

Narr, lets mizz out on our 'peds before the pigs brook us up, daniel.

by Ben May 13, 2005

crack rocksteady

what rude boys listen to while smoking crack

leftover crack, choking victim

by ben December 6, 2003

wit

In Shakespearean language, a slang term for the penis or libido.

'Zounds! His wit hath failed to arouse his mistress. Lo!

by Ben November 21, 2004