ben's definitions

cockello

Another name for an Italian dickhead.

1. Hey cockello, whats up?
2. Zack you are such a cockello.

by Ben March 16, 2005

lacfy

Let's All Clap For You.

Yup Adam did kill it.

Ben: Hey, is the Algebra 2 Final hard?
Adam: LACFY
Ben: Dude, seriously
Adam: No I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, skaters, preps
Ben: Is the test hard GOSH DARNIT?!
Adam: LACFY
Ben: If I DON'T PASS I WILL FAIL
Adam: LACFY
Ben: Seriously
Adam: Ch Ch Ch Chea
Ben: Is it hard or not?
Adam: Chea
Ben: What's that supposed to mean?
Adam: Sir?
Ben: SERIOUSLY
Adam: CHICKEN!!!!!!!!
Ben: Hu hu hu that's so funny!
Adam: LACFY
Ben: I AM GOING TO GO SHOOT MYSELF. BYE

by Ben May 13, 2005

cinematics

Cinematics means getting the atmosphere of watching a film, like in the cinemas.

"Lets close the curtains and get some popcorn" to make the cinematics

by Ben September 7, 2005

Tougias

(Noun,Verb,Adjective) A mistake causing someone to yell Tougias.

O my god why dont you just go ahead and tougias yourself.
Shes being the biggest tougias.

by Ben May 7, 2005

max payne

A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.

Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.

In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.

Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!

by ben February 25, 2005

iono

retarded way of spelling i don't know

whats for dinner
iono
stfu

by Ben February 7, 2004

Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by Ben May 3, 2005