81 definitions by ben dover

Sjozmot

The feeling of drunkeness brought upon by lack of sleep or extreme tiredness.

Guy 1: "Fuck man, i'm sjozmot"
Guy 2: "Go to sleep, fuckwad."
Guy 1: "Man i'm so wasted"

by ben dover December 20, 2003

goober nuts

a guy with bruised/pruny nuts

tessa nut checked jason and gave him goober nuts nut checked

by ben dover October 4, 2004

kitchen bitch

Kyle.

Similar to tea bitch

"Kyle - clean the kitchen you kitchen b*tch!"

by ben dover March 15, 2004

snug

fitting perfectly whilst flattering the figure, how clothes should be worn by attractive ladies

those trousers look snug

by ben dover July 11, 2003

Goofy teeth

Martin Barker

Teeth hangin down to his nuts

by ben dover July 17, 2003

race to the bottom

The current push by businesses to drive down the standard of living in America, as a result of businesses fighting to sell there products at the lowest possible cost in the marketplace. In order to achieve the lowest cost workers pay and benefits are reduced or eliminated. Wal-mart leads this race.

The race to the bottom is underway as the factory worker was fired and will have to take a job with 1/2 the pay of his former job.

by ben dover April 7, 2004

Hum and a Buff

A Humm and a Buff is a blow job.

She gave me a Hum and a Buff with a screamer and swallowed the evidence.

by ben dover October 20, 2004