belinda's definitions

hummer

A blow job which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation.

My husband asked me to give his boss a hummer to thank him for giving him a promotion.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

dry humping

The act of two bodies rubbing together to create sexual release with little chance of pregnancy.

My sisters husband and I spent the afternoon dry humping while she was at work.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

hot wife

A sexually uninhibited married woman with both the freedom and inclination/desire to enjoy sex with both her husband and other men.

I am a hot wife and my husband loves it.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

lap dance

An erotic dance that a female performs while straddling the lap of another person(typically male).

My husband enjoys watching me give his friends lap dances.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

farores-wind

Taken from the famous legend of Zelda series. Farore, being one of three goddesses of Legend of the Triforce; the others being Naeru and Din. Farores-wind, names the magical incantation cast to teleport Link from one place to another

Watcher: Quick! You fool you're going to die!

Player: I know, I know!

Watcher: Cast farores-wind, and teleport to the beginning of the desert!

by Belinda January 15, 2005

Media Whore

1. A person who has a psychological need to get into TV, Film, Radio or Print.
2. A person who becomes aroused almost sexually by seeing or hearing themselves or about themselves in the media.

Most people who audition for reality TV series or write excessive numbers of letters to the editor are nothing more than media whores.

by Belinda April 17, 2004

baby batter

a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.

You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.

by Belinda November 5, 2004