belinda's definitions

baby batter

a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.

You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

striptease

The art of seductively removing ones clothing to provide pleasure/entertainment for other(s).

I did a striptease for my sisters fiance the night of his bachelor party.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

lap dance

An erotic dance that a female performs while straddling the lap of another person(typically male).

My husband enjoys watching me give his friends lap dances.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

threesome

When a group of three people join together for sexual pleasure.

My best friend asked me to join she and her husband for a threesome.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

hot wife

A sexually uninhibited married woman with both the freedom and inclination/desire to enjoy sex with both her husband and other men.

I am a hot wife and my husband loves it.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

boy toy

A male used specifically by females for pleasure and fun when their husband or boy friend is not giving them enough attention or in case of break up or divorce.

I need to find myself a boy toy.

by Belinda April 14, 2004

Media Whore

1. A person who has a psychological need to get into TV, Film, Radio or Print.
2. A person who becomes aroused almost sexually by seeing or hearing themselves or about themselves in the media.

Most people who audition for reality TV series or write excessive numbers of letters to the editor are nothing more than media whores.

by Belinda April 17, 2004