shim it up

Any effort to make a loose hole tighter

Before I go in, I am going to have to find a way to shim it up.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015

face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

by Beelzebubba April 08, 2015

mekake

to cum on your own face

I have just seen my first mekake video.

by Beelzebubba April 07, 2015

vaping asshole

arrogant pricks who walk around smoking electronic cigarettes

Those vaping assholes are getting on my nerves.

by Beelzebubba April 07, 2015

broner

Erection that is the result of close contact with a male friend

If my girlfriend figures out that I have a Broner, I am fucked.

by Beelzebubba June 10, 2016

hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

antiquing

the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 09, 2016