antiquing

the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 09, 2016

cockroach

a roach who has made a nest and laid eggs in the pubic region of a man

Stephen can't get a girlfriend anymore since he's got cockroaches.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

by Beelzebubba April 07, 2015

pea patch

Woman's pubic hair that is kept well groomed.

I don't like a bush that is out of control, but there ain't nothing wrong with a pea patch.

by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015

Flossin

To run a towel betweee your ass cheeks in order to guarantee cleanliness and dryness

Stephen will be flossin his ass after a shower til he cannot smell a hint of butt on his towel.

by Beelzebubba June 11, 2016

KY Jammy

A situation where lubricant is needed but you don't have any on hand

Steven knew was in a KY Jammy because there was no way he was gonna be able to stick it up that that dude's butt without some KY jelly.

by Beelzebubba June 11, 2016

Go Robot

When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.

After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.

by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015