cltrz

-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female

"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."

by Batrastard August 01, 2003

win button

Any attack in a video game which is heinously overpowered. A good example of this is the AHVB.

"Who needs to learn strategy when all you have to do is mash on the win button?"

by Batrastard July 02, 2003

Lost on the Iditarod

1- The unfortunate state of being unable to please an especially frigid woman

2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely

I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.

Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

squatpisser

-One who must squat or sit to urinate; a woman

"I can write my name in the snow with ease because I'm not a squatpisser!"

by Batrastard October 17, 2003

rimjockey

1- Someone who kisses so much ass that his/her head might as well be orbiting the bung

2- Someone who licks the hineyhatch for sexual gratification, or who accepts said action with debaucherous glee

"Get off my ass, you rimjockey."

"Some girls like for their guys to be rimjockeys, but I'm not about the chocolate."

by Batrastard July 09, 2003

niletwat

1- A vagina that has seen so much penis, that its breadth is analagous to that of the Nile river.

2- An absurdly promiscuous female.

I wouldn't recommend touching that niletwat without a biohazard suit, man.

by Batrastard April 17, 2003

PNRZ

1- A hilarious and slurred mispronunciation of the word "penis"

2- A dick

3- Webslang for the penis

"I LIEK IT (hic) WEN YUOR SISTER PLAYZ WIF MY PNRZ."

"Dude, you're such a fucking pnrz."

"OMG ITS TEH PPLZ PNRZ :-O"

by Batrastard July 04, 2003