AHVB

Abbreviation for AIR HYPER VIPER BEAM, one of Cable's moves in Marvel vs. Capcom 2. It is well-known among the fighting game community for being one of the most heinously-overpowered moves ever, especially given its ease of execution. It is a synonym for win button.
"Dude, fuck losing... just AHVB that shit down!!!!"
by Batrastard July 02, 2003
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CLITRZ

-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female
"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
by Batrastard July 08, 2003
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crotchmonkoid

-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom
"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."
by Batrastard July 31, 2003
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cuntbarker

-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.
"Stay away from that cuntbarker, if you value your soul."
by Batrastard July 12, 2003
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pogo-sticking

-A variation of the mic-check where you tap the PNRZ against the foreheads of various women in succession, often at a comically high speed.
"Man, I was pogo-sticking random females like a porn star last night, dude."
by Batrastard July 02, 2003
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mic-check

-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.
"Mic-check time, baby!! (pop-pop-pop) "
by Batrastard July 04, 2003
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timberlake

-Another term for taking a leak
"Next time he crosses me I am going to wait for a sub-zero day and climb upon the hood of his parked car; I will then proceed to whip out my PNRZ and timberlake all over his windshield."
by Batrastard August 01, 2003
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