Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

goldmember 

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

goldmember by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

filth 

What soccer moms consider TV, radio and internet to be.

LOOK AT ALL THIS FILTH! Sex, violence and sheer drivel!

filth by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

scrotumnavigator

One who can hear scrotums from a far distance.

There is this guy at my school, and he is, like, this full-on scrotumnavigator and stuff. He climbed up this kids legs and chewed on his scrote, and, shit, that was unpleasant.

scrotumnavigator by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

Chode Muffin 

A baked good, consisting of chode meat, decorated with little chodes (kinda like how a chocolate-chip muffin is decorated with chocolate-chips.)

Daniel muched down on a chode muffin, blissfully.

Chode Muffin by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

chodebusters 

Collective noun for a group of people who kill/destroy chodes.

"Who ya gonna call? Chodebusters!"
"Get the Chodebusters over here, Justin Timberlake has entered the building!"

chodebusters by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

chodemeister 

One who leads a life in which is lead by the belief that chodes are holy. These people may sacrifice non-believers to their phallus-gods.

Welcome to the Presbyterian Chode Church! Please ask one of our chodemeisters for a free brochure of our beautiful way of life!

chodemeister by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

shock 

the period of time after receiving the shocker.

shock by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003