bastardized bottomburp's definitions

dracula

1. Blood suckling count. He is a vampire. Go figure.
2. A song by Gorillaz.

Dracula met his foe, Prosacula and the two fought til dawn, at which point they shriveled up and burnt.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 12, 2003

w00ty mcw00t w00t

The McDonalds sell out of w00t

It's Mac time now! W00ty McW00t W00t!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Comic Sans

Overused beyond credibility within webpages, MSN and other IMs. Fixedsys is better, being less common and simply more elite looking.

My friend used to use blue Comic Sans MS font on MSN, but when I started using black Fixedsys, he converted to blue Fixedsys.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

McNugget

Mystifying piece of chicken. Shaped like an oval. Humbling to the greatest man.

The significance of the 'Mc' in the word 'McNugget' was inscribed on a stone slab. The stone slab is believed to be hanging on the wall in some yellow-belly's house.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Bumscum

A chewy toothpaste-green goo located between the buttcheeks around the anal opening. Possibly originated from swalling your chewing-gum.

I picked off a huge glob of bumscum. Let's go scare my mom with it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

kwijibo

A fat, balding north-american ape

'Kwijibo' was the word Bart Simpson tried to use to win a game of Scrabble.

by Bastardized Bottomburp February 14, 2006

Phewlish

To be a phewl

Phewlish one told me to screw me!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003