rash

what appears on ones penis when one doesn't apply pubricant before shoving one's penis into one's ass.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

yak

The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.

"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

flet

Incurable disease of fletting about with a knife.

Fletcure cures no flets.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 08, 2003

rice rocket

Riced-up car or motorbike driven by an azn.

ChEk Ma WhEaLz!1 TaKe NoAt Ov Ma siLva cOaTInG!111 Ma Car bEz A rIce RoKeT!111~

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

Sad, really!

the phrase you must mutter after some assmonkey does something outrageously sad!

The perfect subjects to say this to are as follows:

assclowns
assmonkeys
retards
blonde-fools
cheeseheads
stencharoos
assbabys (assbabies)
clods
fascists
Your Moms
The Popes

<SadBaldFool153> yea dunwoz bwing da muni tomozza
<phEWL!> Sad, really...
<SadBaldFool153> wat

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

shitty

Of or relating to shit.

"XBox is shit."
"I need to take a big shit."
"You got some shit on your lip."
"This is so damn shit."

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 10, 2003