Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

to share a fart 

adj. The act of placing your bottom on another person's bottom and giving an anal fart from one bottom to the next, then back to the first, then back again. See anal tennis.

I shared a fart with my ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.

to share a fart by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

rim 

To lick the ass of yourself or another, sexually. Not recommended for vegetarians.

I give so much rim that I am quite sure I have swallowed atleast 3 foetus' over the passed years.

rim by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

smeg head

A person who's facial appearance is replaced with smegma.

I'll give that smeghead a smegging kick up the ass.

smeg head by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Rimjob 

The art of having a squirming tongue tantalize your anal cavity. Quite revolting, really. See rim.

I gave my dad a rimjob. Now I am feared across the whole of my preschool.

Rimjob by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

thickhead

Numbskull, idiot, Bill Gates, bonehead, shmoe, Bill Gates, imbecile, Bill Gates, Bill Gates, Dubbya.

That Bill Gates character sure is one thickhead.

thickhead by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

shady 

Shifty, sly, supicious, dark, low, low-profile.

The shady looking man slipped into the bar.

shady by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

manboobs

Large breasts found on fat male Earthenoids. Whether or not they contain milk is not known. No one has the guts to check.

Daniel's manboobs scared the shit out of me in the changeroom.

manboobs by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003