bagitbabe's definitions

Lizard

To lounge around the dorm like a lizard, being lazy, not going to class, watching tv, listening to music, talking to your boyfriend, staying out all night. Generally screwing up your college career.

She is such a lounge lizard. She never goes to class. She'll flunk out next semester and end up in some two-year business school.

by Bagitbabe October 12, 2008

kneebaby

An African-American term for the child who stands next to his/her mama's knee, while mama holds the armbaby.

"Se done died when se was a kneebaby. A high wind come and took her breaf away."

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

Big Detecto

The cameras and other security devices that are everywhere invading our privacy and watching us 24 hours a day. Can locate us by satellite wherever we are.

Everywhere I go, Big Detecto is there.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

NIFD

An abbreviation from the movie "The Big Lebowski" meaning Nothing Is F__ked Dude (NIFD).

You are acting so undude. NIFD.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008

fakin'

A way of saying that somebody had sex but didn't orgasm

What did you do last night? I was fakin'. A total waste of time.

by Bagitbabe October 16, 2008

wampejawed

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when lo

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

by bagitbabe October 13, 2008