backotruck's definitions

Galacticunt

The biggest cunt in the known universe. However, the galcticunt holds only a theoretical value, which cannot be achieved in reality.

"That woman on line at the Space Station wouldn't let me in just because I was in a hoverchair. She's a galacticunt." See hoverchair.

by backotruck November 1, 2011

Breastination

The final stop on the way to the breasts, usually on a 3rd date.

Sophie and I were having a good time at the movies, when the idea of a breastination came into my head.

by backotruck December 18, 2012

Tearrify

To bring someone to tears through terror.

The plan of the hijackers on 9/11 was to tearrify a nation.

by backotruck May 28, 2012

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Japanda

A Japanese panda.

I bought a japanda from Ebay. I knew it's origin right away.

by backotruck February 19, 2012

Thinkubator

The room in which colleagues go to engage in critical thinking. See thinkubation.

Sally, Jessie, and Rafael spent most of the morning in the thinkubator at the home offices of Disney. Several ideas were proposed as the day grew longer and longer.

by backotruck February 24, 2013

Awardwhining

When an award recipient devotes an award to a cause

When awardwhining actor Marlon Brando won the Oscar for Best Actor, he devoted it to Native Americans.

by backotruck June 17, 2012