backotruck's definitions

homophobiphobic

One who is afraid of homophobics.

Donald went to work downtown one day during the Gay Pride parade and there were many homophobics on the skywalk looking down while eating their Pinkberry. He avoided them as he is homophobiphobic.

by backotruck June 17, 2012

Doucheclub

A club of douche. Generally, an after hours club that contains 85% douches, and 15% fat chicks and rape victims.

Remember Klub AM? What a complete doucheclub.

by backotruck November 13, 2011

IMHAO

In My Humble Ass Opinion.

I was just interested in the physicallity of the study. Of course, a study over 30 years is pretty solid IMHAO.

by backotruck March 23, 2012

Pedestretard

A pedestrian that is ambling in front of you, unaware of your need to pass him/her.

I was in downtown and the pedestretard who came out of the law firm didn't notice me OR my pace.

by backotruck October 24, 2012

Requestimate

A request for an estimate.

I made a requestimate for new countertops. They'll be here Wednesday.

by backotruck March 23, 2012

Fakebelieve

The act of pretending to believe something, when in actuality you are faking.

Steve's children are so happy around Christmas because Santa is coming. Steve is happy around his children because he fakebelieves in Santa.

by backotruck November 7, 2011

Alculator

A calculator for alcohol.

On the way out to meet his friends, Frank remembered his alculator. Invaluable when determining how much he can drink that evening.

by backotruck July 30, 2012