Incomepoop

The income gap between someone not living up to their potential earning, and what they could be earning.

Ron worked at a bank all his life as a teller. In retirement, he freelanced giving out financial advice whereas in his working life he could have been making mad money doing that. Classic incomepoop.

by backotruck December 08, 2012

Requestimate

A request for an estimate.

I made a requestimate for new countertops. They'll be here Wednesday.

by backotruck March 23, 2012

Fakebelieve

The act of pretending to believe something, when in actuality you are faking.

Steve's children are so happy around Christmas because Santa is coming. Steve is happy around his children because he fakebelieves in Santa.

by backotruck November 07, 2011

don'tcha

Don't you, but for the folksy people.

Why don'tcha find a lake for that bass boat.

by backotruck March 19, 2012

Twitthab

Rehab for Tweeters.

Ashton Kutcher gave control of his Twitter account to his management team to prevent more retarded tweets. He is in Twitthab.

by backotruck November 12, 2011

Road Rag

Female road rage.

I was driving on 235 when this bitch cut in front of me, and then braked suddenly once in her spot. Total road rag.

by backotruck June 30, 2012

Douchalope

A timid, but wild douchebag. Usually found in the plane states.

It's natural, yet rare to see the douchalope get devoured by the stronger and more aggressive douchebag.

by backotruck March 09, 2012