backotruck's definitions

presidouchale

Anything that the President of the United State does that is douchy.

President Trump photo-opped a hurricane relief crew by 'helping' load supplies into the cab of a fully empty Toyota truck. This is a first-tier example of being presidouchale.

by backotruck September 8, 2017

Dijion-Vu

The feeling that you've asked for mustard before.

As Todd walked away from ordering a sandwich at Manhattan deli, he got a wave of Dijion-vu.

by backotruck August 23, 2017

SlingSchlong

A wiener so long, one can use as a replacement slingshot if need be.

As David and Goliath fought, his slingshot was broken. He used his Slingschlong to defeat Goliath. Thus, David was made King because of his insane wiener.

by backotruck December 2, 2011

Farm Mitzva

When a jewbilly turns 13, he has a Farm Mitzva.

Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.

by backotruck August 6, 2012

Youggle

When someone is told to Google their own question.

Stan is seeing a pattern after asking everyone he knows very hard questions. He keeps getting told to Youggle his answer.

by backotruck May 29, 2013

Psychoswearapy

A general term referring to any form of swearapeutic interaction or treatment contracted between a trained swearapist and a client or patient. See Swearapist.

These days, psychoswearapy is not considered a part of health the way body weight and one's general physical condition are.

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Unstant Message

Regular postal mail or post it note.

I had to give my aunt a message to let her know my balls were OK. I gave her an unstant message her via post that they were back to normal.

by backotruck September 23, 2012