Definitions by backotruck

Trashcapades 

Just like the Ice Capades, but on the bad part of town.

I lived on 25th street for a while, and watching the poor and unaware drive on ice was some good Trashcapades.

Trashcapades by backotruck December 12, 2012

Incomepoop 

The income gap between someone not living up to their potential earning, and what they could be earning.

Ron worked at a bank all his life as a teller. In retirement, he freelanced giving out financial advice whereas in his working life he could have been making mad money doing that. Classic incomepoop.

Incomepoop by backotruck December 8, 2012

Fistlocation 

Dislocating a jaw with a fist.

About the time you realize that you're in the same room as Chuck Norris is the time he is making plans to commit fistlocation on somebody ELSE'S jaw.

Fistlocation by backotruck November 10, 2012

Pedestretard 

A pedestrian that is ambling in front of you, unaware of your need to pass him/her.

I was in downtown and the pedestretard who came out of the law firm didn't notice me OR my pace.

Pedestretard by backotruck October 24, 2012

Potection 

Like protection, but when you po.

In the ghetto, the police provide potection. Which is to say, they'll save you, then book you for loitering.

Potection by backotruck October 1, 2012

Unstant Message 

Regular postal mail or post it note.

I had to give my aunt a message to let her know my balls were OK. I gave her an unstant message her via post that they were back to normal.

Unstant Message by backotruck September 23, 2012

Clear as Cola 

An idiom similar to "Clear as mud".

My manager's explanation of the normalization of database tables was about as clear as Cola.

Clear as Cola by backotruck August 16, 2012