Definitions by backotruck

Thinkubator

The room in which colleagues go to engage in critical thinking. See thinkubation.

Sally, Jessie, and Rafael spent most of the morning in the thinkubator at the home offices of Disney. Several ideas were proposed as the day grew longer and longer.

Thinkubator by backotruck February 24, 2013

Thinkubation 

The act of coming up with ideas in the comfort of the thinkubator. See thinkubator.

Day after day, Rhonda's team spent trying to come up with ways to advertise for Trojan condoms. Hundreds of man hours of thinkubation is what it took to satisfy the account managers.

Thinkubation by backotruck February 24, 2013

Baracklamation 

A proclamation made my President Barack Obama.

On September 20th, 2011 our President made a Baracklamation that a ban on the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy shall be put into place.

Baracklamation by backotruck February 6, 2013

Secretary of the Pleasurey 

A rank in government that regulates all adult entertainment (Porn Czar).

President Bill Clinton tried to appoint Larry Flint as Secretary of the Pleasurey in 1998 to divert attention from the Lewinski scandal.

Secretary of the Pleasurey by backotruck January 11, 2013

Crystal Queer 

The precise moment that somebody realizes that they are gay.

Herb didn't know why his thoughts dwelled on Chad. It was only after much thought that Herb realized that he was in love. It was crystal queer.

Crystal Queer by backotruck January 10, 2013

Lientist 

A scientist who turns research into habitual lies.

In the last century, Phillip-Morris paid off many lientists to create false outcomes from cigarette research.

Lientist by backotruck January 9, 2013

Breastination

The final stop on the way to the breasts, usually on a 3rd date.

Sophie and I were having a good time at the movies, when the idea of a breastination came into my head.

Breastination by backotruck December 18, 2012