Clear as Cola

An idiom similar to "Clear as mud".

My manager's explanation of the normalization of database tables was about as clear as Cola.

by backotruck August 16, 2012

Alculator

A calculator for alcohol.

On the way out to meet his friends, Frank remembered his alculator. Invaluable when determining how much he can drink that evening.

by backotruck July 30, 2012

Chimphony

A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.

Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.

by backotruck September 26, 2013

Hindicapped

A disabled eastern Indian, or an Indian who can't go out because it's Diwali.

My friend Deep can't go to the strip club tonight because he's got to crush an orange and light some candles. That bitch is hindicapped.

by backotruck February 05, 2012

Leprecohen

Jewish leprechaun.

It is stereotypical to believe that a leprecohen protects his pot of gold from humans. That's just wrong.

by backotruck November 14, 2011

Demotional

The act of getting emotional after being demoted or fired.

Man, I got fucking fired from work Wednesday. I'm so demotional right now.

by backotruck July 10, 2012

Roidical

Anything done with the flare of steroids.

Did you see that guy beat up the other guy outside the Komodo Klub? Fucking roidical!

by backotruck November 15, 2011