Dirty 'ol twat

The female version of a Dirty 'ol Bastard in every sense.

I gave that homeless woman $1, then I saw her later with a bottle in a brown bag. godamn dirty 'ol twat!

by backotruck January 06, 2012

Traumical

A comical situation that results in trauma.

Although Steve has been a unicyclist for 21 years, it took a traumical incident with his pants-leg to make them gather.

by backotruck May 29, 2013

Scandalwich

The result of 2 or more scandals in a period of time.

The Ricky Nixon Sex Scandal and the Jerry Sandusky child abuse scandal is an example of a fucking massive Scandalwich.

by backotruck June 28, 2012

Secretary of the Pleasurey

A rank in government that regulates all adult entertainment (Porn Czar).

President Bill Clinton tried to appoint Larry Flint as Secretary of the Pleasurey in 1998 to divert attention from the Lewinski scandal.

by backotruck January 11, 2013

Axecution

Execution by axe.

That Pakistani guy living in New York killed his wife by axecution.

by backotruck April 12, 2012

Swimnastics

An Olympic sport in which athletes must do the vault, parallel bars, and pommel horse all while under water.

I know that it takes dedication to do the underwater rings, but that is what swimnastics is all about.

by backotruck August 02, 2012

Swearapy

The act of cleansing one's palate by swearing, thereby avoiding costly therapy. See Family Swearapy.

I use swearapy in traffic to feel better about being late and I think it's important to use family swearapy at home.

by backotruck November 02, 2011