Definitions by backotruck
Cockfaggery
In 1809, Englishman Michael Thomas was accused of cockfaggery because he would pull boys pants down in the town square.
Cockfaggery by backotruck August 7, 2012
Farm Mitzva
Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.
Farm Mitzva by backotruck August 6, 2012
Swimnastics
An Olympic sport in which athletes must do the vault, parallel bars, and pommel horse all while under water.
I know that it takes dedication to do the underwater rings, but that is what swimnastics is all about.
Swimnastics by backotruck August 2, 2012
Alculator
A calculator for alcohol.
On the way out to meet his friends, Frank remembered his alculator. Invaluable when determining how much he can drink that evening.
Alculator by backotruck July 30, 2012
Estroginseng
Patty went to the natural grocery store because she was tired of using 'The Man's' estrogen pills. She bought estroginseng pills.
Estroginseng by backotruck July 29, 2012
skammunity
Derek, Pete, and Scott love Goldfinger and try to make every concert. They are members of the skammunity.
skammunity by backotruck July 21, 2012
Whore Veteran
My friend Steve has been trolling for booty for 10 years now. He's married now, which makes him a whore veteran.
Whore Veteran by backotruck July 12, 2012