backotruck's definitions

Swearapeutic

An adjective describing a noun or a verb being of or about swearapy.

When I lived in Los Angeles, my drive into work was so much more swearapeutic than my drive into work in Iowa.

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Shittle Sticks

An expression similar to fiddle sticks, but far more colorful.

Oh shittle sticks! I feel in a puddle of butterscotch!

by backotruck December 26, 2011

Fistlocation

Dislocating a jaw with a fist.

About the time you realize that you're in the same room as Chuck Norris is the time he is making plans to commit fistlocation on somebody ELSE'S jaw.

by backotruck November 10, 2012

Crackrobat

A person who is willing to bend over backwards for crack.

In 22 years of selling crack to the community, Denny is still wondering what happened the night a crackrobat propositioned him oral by standing in front of him and bending upside down to reach his hog.

by backotruck May 28, 2013

Requestimate

A request for an estimate.

I made a requestimate for new countertops. They'll be here Wednesday.

by backotruck March 23, 2012

take a sit

To sit on the toilet to shit, but nothing comes out. Result being 'a sit'.

It took Audrey 8 minutes to realize that she was in the bathroom only to take a sit, and nothing more.

by backotruck October 28, 2013

Fakebelieve

The act of pretending to believe something, when in actuality you are faking.

Steve's children are so happy around Christmas because Santa is coming. Steve is happy around his children because he fakebelieves in Santa.

by backotruck November 7, 2011