backotruck's definitions

Doucheclub

A club of douche. Generally, an after hours club that contains 85% douches, and 15% fat chicks and rape victims.

Remember Klub AM? What a complete doucheclub.

by backotruck November 13, 2011

homophobiphobic

One who is afraid of homophobics.

Donald went to work downtown one day during the Gay Pride parade and there were many homophobics on the skywalk looking down while eating their Pinkberry. He avoided them as he is homophobiphobic.

by backotruck June 17, 2012

Hindicapped

A disabled eastern Indian, or an Indian who can't go out because it's Diwali.

My friend Deep can't go to the strip club tonight because he's got to crush an orange and light some candles. That bitch is hindicapped.

by backotruck March 9, 2012

Breastination

The final stop on the way to the breasts, usually on a 3rd date.

Sophie and I were having a good time at the movies, when the idea of a breastination came into my head.

by backotruck December 18, 2012

Tearrify

To bring someone to tears through terror.

The plan of the hijackers on 9/11 was to tearrify a nation.

by backotruck May 28, 2012

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Chimphony

A symphony written by, for, or exclusively consists of chimps.

Allen couldn't believe how much better Cheeta's chimphony #3 was than chimphony #6. He was in retirement when he composed #6, so that's probably why it was worse.

by backotruck September 26, 2013