Definitions by backotruck

Swearapy 

The act of cleansing one's palate by swearing, thereby avoiding costly therapy. See Family Swearapy.

I use swearapy in traffic to feel better about being late and I think it's important to use family swearapy at home.

Swearapy by backotruck November 2, 2011

Psychoswearapy 

A general term referring to any form of swearapeutic interaction or treatment contracted between a trained swearapist and a client or patient. See Swearapist.

These days, psychoswearapy is not considered a part of health the way body weight and one's general physical condition are.

Psychoswearapy by backotruck November 2, 2011

Swearapeutic

An adjective describing a noun or a verb being of or about swearapy.

When I lived in Los Angeles, my drive into work was so much more swearapeutic than my drive into work in Iowa.

Swearapeutic by backotruck November 2, 2011

Fartistic License 

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

Fartistic License by backotruck November 2, 2011

Galacticunt

The biggest cunt in the known universe. However, the galcticunt holds only a theoretical value, which cannot be achieved in reality.

"That woman on line at the Space Station wouldn't let me in just because I was in a hoverchair. She's a galacticunt." See hoverchair.

Galacticunt by backotruck November 1, 2011