95 definitions by babypiratesnapchat2

toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with cartoon characters.

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL SpongeBoB airbrushed t-shirt is cool.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 25, 2023

Scraggle

Scrabble for people with a speech impediment.

Scraggle. Scrabble for people with a speech impediment.

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 21, 2022

rrampoline

Another typo for trampoline (see tramopoline)

When submitting me definition for tramopoline, I accidentally typed in rrampoline instead of trampoline (ironic, right?), but then I corrected it.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 23, 2022

Contagious amblyopia

I specialize in amblyopia and people ask "Is amblyopia contagious?" And yes it is very contagious I would recommend that you get an eyepatch to treat amblyopia at your local hospital or clinic now

You need to wear an eyepatch to treat contagious amblyopia.

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 25, 2023

heatheritis

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.

Look at that girl, she must have heatheritis.

by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023

shy

easily frightened

a shy cat who hid under the bed every time she heard any loud noise

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 26, 2023

Blush

What an innocent person does when he/she talks like a pirate with a lisp.

Baby Heather: (flaps wings and flies) *blushes* Arrrr!! Arrrr!! Avatht, mateyth!! Thwab the pool deck!!
Heather's parents: Heather is the baby of the world. She's an angel!! Literally!!

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 21, 2022