baSTardized boTTomburp's definitions

bend over

What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.

The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

Bumscum

A chewy toothpaste-green goo located between the buttcheeks around the anal opening. Possibly originated from swalling your chewing-gum.

I picked off a huge glob of bumscum. Let's go scare my mom with it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

Comic Sans

Overused beyond credibility within webpages, MSN and other IMs. Fixedsys is better, being less common and simply more elite looking.

My friend used to use blue Comic Sans MS font on MSN, but when I started using black Fixedsys, he converted to blue Fixedsys.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

McNugget

Mystifying piece of chicken. Shaped like an oval. Humbling to the greatest man.

The significance of the 'Mc' in the word 'McNugget' was inscribed on a stone slab. The stone slab is believed to be hanging on the wall in some yellow-belly's house.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

w00ty mcw00t w00t

The McDonalds sell out of w00t

It's Mac time now! W00ty McW00t W00t!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

the dangling drop

The dangling piece of faeces on the tip of your anus that won't drop off, no matter how hard you force, squeeze or swing. Usually dangling by an extremely tenacious thread.

I swayed my ass as much as I could but the dangling drop wouldn't let go.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 2, 2003

flammable

Same as inflammable, oddly.

Inflammable means flammable? Hoy, what a country!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003