Something most people can't understand or handle. Could it be that it is harder to judge what people mean on the Internet with text, or is it that so many people are ignorami?
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 22, 2003
<Captain> Does this make me look fat?
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.
<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).
Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003
Some keyboards have the 'Return' key instead of the 'Enter' key - usually Macs. Same shit, different smell.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003
When a child is born into a family of great riches, living in a fucking big estate. This child tends to act pompous and snotty. Boys with Rich Kid Syndrome tend to act feminine, and are given names such as 'sissy', 'nancy' and 'goodie-two-shoes'. They get about with their limo, escourted by their butler, Jeeves.
I don't know anyone with Rich Kid Syndrome, but if I did I'd knock and run at their house, planting fart-bombs.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003