mop

a thing which you use to clean up liquid spills

i just spilled my milk...better get the mop

by bob March 14, 2005

fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking someone across the face with it

"I fladonkadonked your mother and she really liked it."

by Bob February 26, 2005

Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz

A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy

by Bob March 26, 2005

Dangerous-dave

a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like shit. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.

Dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.

by Bob March 15, 2005

Cesium

A gay pussy who plays online games in his shack at night. He has planes which he likes to stroke in his rocking chair.

Au no!!! CESIUM OWNED JOO!!

by Bob October 30, 2004

snapok

A kind of queer bait; one issue of Modern Bride away from the full sex change.

No one will ever use this word.

by Bob April 05, 2005

strom thurmond

Old shit.

Damn, Strom Thurmond is one fat strom thurmond.

by Bob January 20, 2003