bOb's definitions
A person who shops excessantly at Target. Thinks about Target every day and dreams about Target every night. Is obsessed with the color red....even though its ugly
by bob April 25, 2005

The accidental merging of a weakling and a midget resulting in the formation a specimen similar in appearance to that of a 'munchkin man'. Often answers to such typical mingling names as 'Fairclough' or 'Boyfriend' and can reach speeds of up to 60-70mph, though provocation is required due to the natural hesitancy of this species.
by Bob April 19, 2005
