bOb's definitions

fight club

im not supposed to talk about it and neither are you.

dont talk about it or you will get your balls cut off!!!!

by bob May 13, 2005

stingy ringy

after Lamazon has lost at heads and volleys - the act of dropping his pant to reveal his bare arse wherby all other players may kick the football as hard as they can at it - therby inducing a stingy ring-piece

drop 'em lamazon, mad dave wants a go on yo ass

by bob April 7, 2004

bus driver

A person who drives buses and then picks up young girls for sex on the back seat of the bus!!
Usually called Harry

Bus Driver: Alright Love? Fancy a shag?
Dirty School Girl: OK i'm easy but need paying.
Bus Driver: Ok then how much
Dirty School Girl:not much im cheap - £20
Bus Driver:Give ya a fiva
Dirty School Girl:ok im gagging for it
Bus Driver: OK we will drive up Aldershot afterwards to get some chicken
Dirty School Girl: I dont want no chiken!! I only want a shag cas i'm a dirty little whore!!
Bus Driver: And im the peedo who gunna give it to ya on the back seat of my double decker bus!!

by Bob May 19, 2004

pie boy

Round,bald,fat, cock smoking felcher who eats all the pies when not felching.
also links with roundboy

kenny is definatley a pie boy

by bob February 10, 2004

ur2gr82b4go10

You are too great to be forgotten!

Pretty self explanatory. If you need an example then you're a fuckin idiot.

by bob November 20, 2004

scrotum breath

one who's breath resembles pungent scrotal odor

get some listerine "scrotum breath"

by bob January 19, 2004

fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an ourangoutang orgie at the zoo
whack whack whack a yak
give it to an eew
69 a porcupine ill bet hell like it too

c above

by bob May 12, 2003