Definitions by b0Bz0r3llo

torrent

further to current definition, it should be noted that over the past 12 months or so, there has been a surge in torrent sites offering "free downloads" but where you have to pay a monthly fee to join. Some of these sites claim to be anonymous (bullsh*t by the way).
All these sites are simply mirrors of freely-available sites, carrying links to .torrent files for use with BitTorrent. The pay-to-join sites mostly don't even host any .torrent files themselves (that's how they get around the law) and this, in turn, means if you are actually stupid enough to shell out for any of these sites, you have lower intelligence than the average boiled sprout. Go shoot yourself in the gut, right now, to ensure you can't produce any spawn stupider than yourself.

"This great free 100% legal (yeah right!) downloads site is definitely worth the money to join. Because, y'know, we aren't just linking to torrents you can find for free elsewhere.
Look, just give us all your money, dumbass"

torrent by b0Bz0r3llo February 14, 2005

nick lachey

the guy who realized that no one cared about him and his shitty band 98 degrees anymore, so he married another pop star who no one cared about, jessica simpson. they made a shitty show where jessica was a dumbass, and now they're rich and famous.

and everyone still knows that jessica simpson is really dumb.

nick lachey by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Victoria Silvestedt 

(Also Victoria Silverstedt, Victoria Silvstedt) THE textbook definition of "blonde bimbo"
Big, fake tits, sexy voice, comes across initially as a little dumb, until you realise she's not particularly dumb, just incredibly boring, with zero personality. Probably has absolutely no actual thoughts of her own, just pays people to do it for her

Just watch the episode of Shooting Stars she appeared on.

Victoria Silvestedt by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

yairanno 

Catchphrase of a character from BBC Three's "Little Britain" comedy series. Now annoyingly repeated ad infinitum by thousands of chav kids too stupid and unimaginative to come up with thier own comedy material, and usually sounding fuck all like it's meant to, therefore losing all hint of comedy merit shown in the original.

stupid chav kid #1:"come on, we've got maths next"
stupid chav kid #2:"yeairanno"

stupid chav kid #1:"you owe me £50 for that mad weed i got you yesterday"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"

teacher:"if you fail all your GCSEs you'll find it hard getting a job"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"
teacher:*smacks stupid chav kid #2 square in the jaw. All the other kids give a cheer*

yairanno by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

nut sack 

a bloke's nuts, including the skin and any other bits 'n' bobs that attach them to your dick

Bloody 'ell, talk about freezing, my nut sack's colder 'n' a brass monkey's balls!

nut sack by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

nads 

plural of nad; meaning testicles (pair of) (unless you're really unlucky!)

this water's freexing my nads off!

nads by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

cracker 

someone who "cracks" security-protected software. Can be just copy protection, time-limited demos, etc.
i *think* in this case, "crack" is like a contraction of "code break". Either way, it dates back to the code-making and code-breaking of WWII. Especially as most serial number generation sequences have their roots in the exact same mathematics as the secret codes used back then.

"i just figured out how to get this game working without needing the CD. I'm a cracker, i cracked the game's copy protection"

cracker by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005