gays

gays are a very clean people

"Gays are a very clean people, Lois. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France"

by b0Bz0r3llo April 10, 2005

Coo

a nasty, sticky brown substance formed from a mixture of come and poo. Appears during anal sex with someone who needs to take a dump, or has diarrhea. Something covered in coo can be said to be cooey

"Dude! i was hittin' that ass for half an hour before i noticed my dick was covered in coo!"

by b0Bz0r3llo March 22, 2005

feed the donkey

to finger-fuck a girl, aka give her a hand job, finger her, etc.

i pulled this well fit girl last night, and she let me feed the donkey

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

nads

plural of nad; meaning testicles (pair of) (unless you're really unlucky!)

this water's freexing my nads off!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

women

proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God.
See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22

Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated

by b0Bz0r3llo April 09, 2005

stout

looks like what you might get in the toilet after a particularly heavy night out washed down with a half-cooked kebab (i.e. from any takeaway in town)
tastes like an alcoholic, cold gravy. Consitency can range from watery-Bisto-alike to full-on, all-natural-straight-from-cooked-juices
Is nicer than it sounds, can be used as a better replacement for food than beer, as it takes less to fill you up.

"It's st. paddy's day, so let's go for a pint or two of stout"
- If you're not in Ireland, it's NOT real stout

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

Friggin

a non-swear-word replacement for "fucking"
Probably arose from several sources, and I expect at least one was inspiration from England's very own Muhammed Al Fayed, who says "fug" and "fugging" alot, instead of the actual swearwords

Person 1 (sees grandma approaching):Friggin hell, Bush got the presidency AGAIN!
Person 2:Dude, why didn't you just say fucking hell?
Grandma:*frowns at person 2*

by b0Bz0r3llo March 22, 2005