i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me
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Big, fake tits, sexy voice, comes across initially as a little dumb, until you realise she's not particularly dumb, just incredibly boring, with zero personality. Probably has absolutely no actual thoughts of her own, just pays people to do it for her
Big, fake tits, sexy voice, comes across initially as a little dumb, until you realise she's not particularly dumb, just incredibly boring, with zero personality. Probably has absolutely no actual thoughts of her own, just pays people to do it for her
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
Get the Victoria Silvestedt mug.Catchphrase of a character from BBC Three's "Little Britain" comedy series. Now annoyingly repeated ad infinitum by thousands of chav kids too stupid and unimaginative to come up with thier own comedy material, and usually sounding fuck all like it's meant to, therefore losing all hint of comedy merit shown in the original.
stupid chav kid #1:"come on, we've got maths next"
stupid chav kid #2:"yeairanno"
stupid chav kid #1:"you owe me £50 for that mad weed i got you yesterday"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"
teacher:"if you fail all your GCSEs you'll find it hard getting a job"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"
teacher:*smacks stupid chav kid #2 square in the jaw. All the other kids give a cheer*
stupid chav kid #2:"yeairanno"
stupid chav kid #1:"you owe me £50 for that mad weed i got you yesterday"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"
teacher:"if you fail all your GCSEs you'll find it hard getting a job"
stupid chav kid #2:"yairanno"
teacher:*smacks stupid chav kid #2 square in the jaw. All the other kids give a cheer*
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tastes like an alcoholic, cold gravy. Consitency can range from watery-Bisto-alike to full-on, all-natural-straight-from-cooked-juices
Is nicer than it sounds, can be used as a better replacement for food than beer, as it takes less to fill you up.
tastes like an alcoholic, cold gravy. Consitency can range from watery-Bisto-alike to full-on, all-natural-straight-from-cooked-juices
Is nicer than it sounds, can be used as a better replacement for food than beer, as it takes less to fill you up.
"It's st. paddy's day, so let's go for a pint or two of stout"
- If you're not in Ireland, it's NOT real stout
- If you're not in Ireland, it's NOT real stout
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Get the feed the donkey mug.further to current definition, it should be noted that over the past 12 months or so, there has been a surge in torrent sites offering "free downloads" but where you have to pay a monthly fee to join. Some of these sites claim to be anonymous (bullsh*t by the way).
All these sites are simply mirrors of freely-available sites, carrying links to .torrent files for use with BitTorrent. The pay-to-join sites mostly don't even host any .torrent files themselves (that's how they get around the law) and this, in turn, means if you are actually stupid enough to shell out for any of these sites, you have lower intelligence than the average boiled sprout. Go shoot yourself in the gut, right now, to ensure you can't produce any spawn stupider than yourself.
All these sites are simply mirrors of freely-available sites, carrying links to .torrent files for use with BitTorrent. The pay-to-join sites mostly don't even host any .torrent files themselves (that's how they get around the law) and this, in turn, means if you are actually stupid enough to shell out for any of these sites, you have lower intelligence than the average boiled sprout. Go shoot yourself in the gut, right now, to ensure you can't produce any spawn stupider than yourself.
"This great free 100% legal (yeah right!) downloads site is definitely worth the money to join. Because, y'know, we aren't just linking to torrents you can find for free elsewhere.
Look, just give us all your money, dumbass"
Look, just give us all your money, dumbass"
by b0Bz0r3llo February 14, 2005
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