ayb's definitions

lawyer

A soon-to-be politician.

by AYB February 16, 2003

rage

Extreme and uncontrollable anger. The person who posesses it is most likely to act it out, violently.

I broke the Rottweiler's ribs in a burst of seething rage.

by AYB February 19, 2003

american idol

The WORST show in the history of television. At least it's good for laughs because most of the contestants CAN'T sing.

American Idol is absolutely HORRIBLE to the ears.

by AYB March 24, 2003

Nintendo

A still-successful 100+ year old game company which once specialized in making card games. It started making video games in the 1970s and created a still-popular mascot called Mario. The company has been, and still is the console company to go to of you want quality games that last.

Nintendo is the proud owner of the Last Great Console, known as the Super NES.

by AYB February 17, 2003

rasputin

A bastard who just doesn't know when to die already.

They shot him and stabbed him and burned him and kicked him, but Rasputin still showed signs of life.

by AYB April 4, 2003

streets of rage

One of the best reasons to own a SEGA Genesis. A beat-em-up game that was SEGA's answer to Final Fight. Streets of rage featured three main characters Axel Stone, Blaze Fielding, and Adam Turner, all three of them ex-cops, beating the crap out of thugs and ninjas who work for a crime-lord called Mr. X and his right-hand man called Shiva. In the second and third sequels, Adam Turner is replaced by his kid brother Skate Turner, and two extra characters, Max Thunder and Dr. Zan, join in the party.

The best game of the series is Streets of Rage 2.

by AYB June 11, 2003

South Park

The next best thing now that Beavis and Butthead are gone (:^). And in the next episode, Kenny dies (again).

Respect mah authoritah!!!

by AYB September 24, 2003