ayb's definitions

videogame

The target of every Soccer mom, politician, and feminist who (1) has never played a videogame in her life, (2) doesn't know how to discipline her kid, thanks to all the time she spent marrying and divorcing 4 or 5 times, and (3) is looking for an easy scapegoat for her incompetence.

Lieberman: Videogames like Street Fighter 2 Turbo and DOOM are responsible for all violent behavior in children.

by AYB September 10, 2003

Synth

Short for synthesizer.

This module song has excellent techno synth samples.

by AYB September 14, 2003

Bass

A low-frequency sound or instrument which is used to enhance music or provide some sort of musical ground. Most modern music uses electronically-generated bass synths, while traditionally-created music uses low-frequency instruments for the bass.

Bass can also be referred to an audio setting that makes the low frequencies of a song more pronounced.

The bass was set so high the stereo speakers got fried when the next song began to play.

by AYB September 14, 2003

piano

An old but respected and popular musical instrument which originated in Medieval Europe. Very pleasant to the ears when handled by a skillful musician. See Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, and Debussy for excellent examples of piano music.

The piano is also a great choice for enhancing jazz and techno music.

by AYB September 17, 2003

jazz

The best music ever made by black people. Very pleasant to the ear when the piano and the saxaphone are used in the composition.

Some styles of jazz, when mixed with techno, produce a musical harmony unmatched by any other musical genre.

by AYB September 18, 2003

we need to talk

She means "I want to whine, bitch, and nag about something you did, known and unknown to you!" It can also mean that she has nothing worth saying at all. Be prepared for a half-hour impromptu sermon on whatever she has on her mind (and that would me many random things).

It is especcially annoying when she uses the word "we", knowing damn well that SHE is the one who will be doing all the talking.

Susan: Honey, we need to talk about your insensitivity to my feelings.

by AYB September 24, 2003

impromptu

Something that is made up on the spot. Can also mean a speech that was made with little or no preparation.

The drug dealer had to come up with an impromptu excuse to his boss for losing the shipment of crack to the police.

by AYB September 24, 2003