ayb's definitions

real world

One reason why MTV has gone down the toilet. Basically, Real World is just another boring "reality TV" show.

Nowadays, MTV devotes at least 8 hours of its day to Real World marathons/reruns.

by AYB July 8, 2003

Afrocentrist

A person who is part of a New Age cult called Afrocentrism. Typically, the person is an African American who refuses to fit into American "culture"

February is the Afrocentrist's favorit month because it celebrates black history.

by AYB July 8, 2003

Afrocentrism

Once just a 1980s black American fad, now a New Age cult.

Afrocentrism might be one reason why both Ebonics and the wanksta mentality are now virulent.

by AYB July 10, 2003

caffeine

A legal amphetamine which is found in the leaves and flowers of the tea plant, or the seeds of coffee and cacao/cocoa plants.

Jolt Cola has twice as much caffeine as Mountain Dew.

Some chocolates have a higher concentration of caffeine than others.

by AYB July 12, 2003

road rules

MTV's Real World on wheels. Basically as boring as any other road-trip-based reality TV show that doesn't involve high-speed police chases.

MTV also devotes at least 8 hours a day to Road Rules reruns/marathons.

by AYB July 12, 2003

Kung Pow

One of the best parodies of classic martial arts movies ever made. Once you start watching, you won't stop laughing. Guaranteed. I sure hope for a sequel or two to this.

I rented Kung Pow for the third time and still my sides hurt from laughing at the bloopers, jokes, and the hilariously horrible voice acting.

by AYB July 16, 2003

Iron Chef

A very humorous and interesting Japanese cooking show that is sometimes hosted on the Food Channel.

During the Iron Chef show, contestants usually have 20 minutes to craft gourmet meals using whatever ingredients they have on hand. The food is then reviewed on a 20-point scale based on how good it tasted, and how creatively the chef used the ingredients.

by AYB July 17, 2003