Ad Council

A group of incompetent, corrupt old crones who still base their anti-drug and sex-ed advertisements on research data from the 1950s. Also relates to the "successful" War on Drugs. So far, none of the advertisements have done anything to lessen the increase in drug use, teenage pregnancies, and murders.

"Marijuanna is an evil, deadly tool of Satan which kills people if they even get close to it".
-Brought to you by the Ad Council.

by AYB October 01, 2003

BMW

Also means "Be My Wife".

by AYB March 24, 2003

coca cola

The name of a carbonated, caffeinated beverage known and consumed worldwide. The beverage was named for the fact that it once actually contained cocaine.

A nice, refreshing bottle of Coca Cola really hits the spot when you are thirsty.

by AYB March 09, 2003

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

by AYB July 19, 2003

ripoff

A scam or act of being cheated out of something. Typically related to money scams.

I paid $150 for Paint Shop Pro but I got it for free with a new modem I bought a year later. What a fucking ripoff!

by AYB April 22, 2003

Virtua Fighter

The first 3d polygon fighting game made by SEGA in 1992. It was followed by Virtua Fighter 2 (1994), Virtua Fighter 3(1997), and Virtua Fighter 4 (2001). Still the most innovative and realistic 3D fighting game series in existence, since it attempts to mimic real moves and physics as closely as possible. Since Virtua Fighter's creation, there have been a slew of half-assed ripoffs such as NAMCO's Tekken series, and Team Ninja's Dead or Alive series.

Virtua Fighter 2 is still the best and most original 3D fighter of all time. Virtua Fighter 4 doesn't count, since it's based off of Virtua Fighter 2

by AYB February 17, 2003

god dammit

A.K.A: goddammit

Slang for "God damn it". Used in situations relating to anger, annoyance, or frustration.

Oh God dammit! will you shut the fuck up?

by AYB February 08, 2003