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Duct Tape

Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.
Now, many Americans don't know what to do with all that duct tape they bought.
by AYB June 17, 2003
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it

A word that is used to talk about something that is not human.
The cat licked its paws.

When a plant grows, it extends its roots into the ground.

The computer functions with the circuitry embedded within its motherboard.
by AYB April 6, 2003
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zombie

The living dead. A dead and typically rotting person whose carcass has been brought back to life by science, magic, or soul-posession.
Play SEGA's House of the Dead series, and you'll be surprised to find out that zombies can be fast, smart, and deadly.
by AYB March 31, 2003
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hypocrite

A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.
by AYB February 27, 2003
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organic

Same old crapola, different packaging and marketing, three to six times the cost. Organic foods can also be even more harmful than regular foods because the products are never officially tested for any carcinogens or other harmful products that result from spraying with "organic" pesticides. Also, the methods of organic farming are very wasteful, since it takes quite a while for manure and compost to be absorbed by plants, and pests are allowed to eat the crop, thus causing much lower crop yields on the same amount of land, compared to modern artificial spray-and sprinkle farming methods.
If we devoted all agricultural methods to organic farming, most of the Earth's population would starve to death before any significant results occur.
by AYB October 20, 2003
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vaporware

Software that does not exist or has not been programmed yet.
Streets of Rage for X-Box is an example of vaporware.
by AYB April 9, 2003
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karaoke

Lipsynching into the microphone with the background music and background vocals.
Karaoke is what every "artist" on MTV and B.E.T. is good at doing.
by AYB February 24, 2003
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