ayb's definitions

Jar Jar Binks

The most hated Star Wars character ever. Far more annoying than the Ewoks because he is basically useless, and he speaks in Ebonics. The horrible end-result of George Lucas's bad acid trip. Inspired a few people to come up with a list of very creative ways of killing him.

Meesa Jar Jar Binks. Meesa stoopid assa.

by AYB March 2, 2003

Total Request Live

Total Rehash Live. The songs you hear on this show are the same fucking songs you hear being played EVERYWHERE!

By watching the teenybopper-rigged Total Request Live, I already know which stars will win the MTV Music Awards and the Grammy Awards.

by AYB April 6, 2003

brocolli

A species of plant that is related to cabbage, lettuce, collards, and spinach. The plant is a perrenial in tropical and subtropical regions. Although the leaves can be eaten, the plant is mainly grown for its undeveloped flower heads which can either be eaten raw or cooked.

Brocolli stew is delicious.

by AYB April 7, 2003

good music

Jazz, rock, classical music, some forms of techno, anything that's not played on MTV, B.E.T., or the Top 40 radio station.

The Internet is also another source of good music. Too bad the RIAA is trying to shut that down.

by AYB October 15, 2003

ironic

An adjective to describe the opposite of something expected.

It was ironic that no black people died in the X-Men movie, given that it was a Sci-fi movie.

by AYB March 20, 2003

Daikatana

John Romero also made a Nintendo 64 version of this game which is even WORSE than the PC version.

Daikatana is basically about shooting robotic frogs and mosquitos in a dull green environment.

by AYB April 2, 2003

Ninja

A mercenary or warrior who is trained in the art of ninjutsu, or a Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, mastery of various weapons and poisons, efficient and deadly combat tactics, and the will to commit seppuku, or suicide, to defend the honor of a particular family or clan.

The ninja's movement was like the water rippling against the disemboweled corpse of the samurai who dared to challenge him.

by AYB February 23, 2003