ayb's definitions

rebellion

Soon-to-be conformity when enough individuals do it.

Teenage rebellion is a fucking joke, because EVERY adolescent is either a Goth, geek, wigger, wanksta, fag, jock, trendie, teenybopper, or mallrat.

by AYB June 24, 2003

Rambo

The ULTIMATE American soldier. Piss him off, and pray to God that Rambo might kill you in a less painful manner.

Rambo 2 is the best movie of the series.

by AYB June 24, 2003

search engine

Not very useful when you want to get even the most basic information because 93% of the time you get mostly links to porn sites.

Google is a pretty good search engine, though.

by AYB June 25, 2003

serious emotional trauma

Watching Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved" movie.

I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.

by AYB June 25, 2003

mafia

Businesspeople who usually operate outside the law in order to maximize their profits. Murder, extortion, threats to families, theft, fraud, bootlegging, and broken kneecaps are regular business practices.

The MAFIA is not dead. It is simply hiding in plain sight.

by AYB June 26, 2003

Libido

The human being's sex drive.

Most of those over-the-counter pills that claim to increase libido are simply snake oil.

by AYB June 27, 2003

DVD

A storage medium capable of holding gigabytes of computer data or hours of high-resolution video. Was considered to be uncrackable by the RIAA and the MPAA until DVD rewritable drives were mass-produced.

Thanks to my new DVD-RW drive, I can finally burn all the bootleg movies I download from the Internet.

by AYB June 27, 2003