ayb's definitions

Jar Jar Binks

The most hated Star Wars character ever. Far more annoying than the Ewoks because he is basically useless, and he speaks in Ebonics. The horrible end-result of George Lucas's bad acid trip. Inspired a few people to come up with a list of very creative ways of killing him.

Meesa Jar Jar Binks. Meesa stoopid assa.

by AYB March 2, 2003

human

The smartest creature in the world that still acts like a dumb animal from time to time.

Apparently, human civilization prefers stupidity for a survival trait, and merely uses the geniuses as instruments for inching along human progress.

by AYB June 23, 2003

Christianity

A religion that would have made sense had it not been for the nature and character of its followers.

Some of the most violent wars and genocides during the last 2000+ years can be blamed on the spread of Christianity.

by AYB June 10, 2003

maize

Another name for corn.

The farmer was impressed when his maize crop produced twice as many cobs as last year.

by AYB April 8, 2003

paranoia

Believing that everyone is out to get you.

Although it is true that everyone IS out to get you, such as the government and stalkers.

by AYB April 1, 2003

Total Request Live

It's not even a show. It's just one big advertizement for forgettable and overly cliched pop/rap music.

Total Request Live is the final reason why I stopped watching MTV and turned to the MP3 scene for less biased music requests.

by AYB June 19, 2003

Super Sonic

The byproduct of someone at SEGA watching one too many Dragonball Z cartoons.

Instead of Sonic building up his strength by fighting in order to become Super Sonic, he just simply steals 7 Chaos Emeralds from Knuckles.

by AYB June 29, 2003