Alimony

Basically, she has the legal right to take your house, your money, everything you worked so hard your entire life to get, and your balls.
Nathaniel had to pay alimony to his wife Janetta after two years of marriage, despite the fact that she has already been divorced six times before.
by AYB October 09, 2003
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vice

Something that is considered evil, immoral or illegal.
Prostitution, street drugs, and the greed for money are considered vices.
by AYB March 31, 2003
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dystopia

The opposite of utopia. What is really occuring in this world as we speak.
Increasing use of Big Brother spy technology, political corruption, uncontrollable population growth, and the Americanization of the world are all examples of dystopia.
by AYB July 28, 2003
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email

Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.
Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.
by AYB November 06, 2003
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Money

A medium of exchange required in a ridiculously large quantity in order to make modern life's miseries easier to work with. Typically the people who need money don't have it or will never have any, while those who don't need it are usually the ones who squander it foolishly.
Whoever said "Money isn't important" was probably a filthy rich person to begin with.
by AYB June 18, 2003
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flop

The Final Fantasy movie was the biggest flop since Battlefield Earth.
by AYB March 13, 2003
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Tintin

A really cool cartoon that was made back when we didn't have all these bullshit political-correctness laws.
by AYB March 09, 2003
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