ayb's definitions

riot

One way to steal what you need without needing to worry about getting caught, since the police are usually too busy beating up the rioters to care.

I got this flatscreen TV, stereo bass system, state-of-the-art computer, and 7-piece furniture set. All from last night's football riot.

by AYB June 19, 2003

television

Once envisioned to be the replacement for books and a useful educational tool. Now it is simply a useful method for the government to send subliminal messages and propganda to the masses, and for businesspeople to brainwash said masses into buting their low-quality products.

And it is quite surprising and scary that there are millions of people out there who ACTUALLY buy the products aired on late-night television commercials.

by AYB June 20, 2003

Nickelodeon

Used to be a great kid's channel right up until the mid 1990s. After that, I don't even want to mention it at all because it's chock full of poorly-drawn, vomit-inducing "cartoons" with no plot, a bastardization of Ren and Stimpy, some crappy Disney-like sitcoms, and it's becoming more and more like MTV (since it's owned by the same corporation that owns MTV anyway).

I remember the good old days of watching my favorite morning shows on Nickelodeon.

by AYB June 20, 2003

newspeak

Today, it's called political correctness.

by AYB June 20, 2003

RATATA

The sound of a machine gun being fired.

by AYB June 20, 2003

Harry Potter

It was okay until it became marketed as aggressively as Nintendo's Pokemon franchise. Now every new Harry Potter update is enough to induce severe migraines.

In three years time, parents across America and Europe will be too embarrased to even mention being suckered by the Harry Potter marketers.

by AYB June 21, 2003

tomorrows nobody

Today's pop star, sports player, televangelist, movie star, fad guru.

Rappers are an example of tomorrow's nobodies.

by AYB June 22, 2003