ayb's definitions

democracy

Mob rule.

Works in theory, fails in practice.

The government never really cares about the opinions of the people who support it anyway.

by AYB April 4, 2003

trigger happy

An adjective used to describe a person who just can't wait to shoot every motherfucker in the area.

I got the M-16 and I really feel trigger happy today.

by AYB March 13, 2003

god dammit

A.K.A: goddammit

Slang for "God damn it". Used in situations relating to anger, annoyance, or frustration.

Oh God dammit! will you shut the fuck up?

by AYB February 8, 2003

carrot

singular for carrots.

by AYB February 23, 2003

Hentai

Adult versions of anime and manga. Contains nudity, sexually suggestive language, sexual acts, erotica, and sexual intercourse (often penetration in 2 or more orifices). Some of the best anime and manga fits this category ;^) .

Type up "hentai" on any search engine and see the examples for yourself. Unfortunately, most "hentai" sites either have bullshit links or are pay-sites :^( .

by AYB January 27, 2003

wannabe patriotism

What Americans are good at doing.

Wannabe patriotism ends when the cameras stop rolling.

by AYB June 8, 2003

I love the 80's

The VH1 take on the 1980s sucks dog-shit. They did the documentaries as if rock and hip-hop did not exist before 1990. Instead, VH1 only focuses on the hair, the hair, and nothing but the hair. The hair sucked alright, but that was NOT the only thing significant about the 80's. Sheesh.

I love the 80's, but not according to the opinions of the assholes who run VH1.

by AYB October 15, 2003