ayb's definitions

loaf

1. A shaped mass of bread, cake, or sugar.

2. To be lazy or idle. To pass the time in a leisurely manner.

1. It is relatively easy to make bread if you have a few hours of your time.

2. During the hot summer days, a lot of folks simply loaf in the shade.

by AYB June 29, 2003

Birth Control

What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.

The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.

by AYB May 7, 2003

Fatzilla

A very fat person.

The Nutty Professor was a Fatzilla.

by AYB March 10, 2003

saturn

The sixth planet in our solar system. The only planet with the largest planetary ring. Has a moon called Titan which is one of the few moons with an atmosphere.

by AYB April 1, 2003

jalopy

Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.

In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies.

by AYB August 28, 2003

gumbo

A dish that originated from the black people of the South-Eastern United States. It is a mixture of meat, okra, leafy vegetables, clili peppers, and whatever leftover food you have.

Are you sure that was the month-old pot roast you put in that gumbo because I swear I saw something swimming in my bowl when I stuck my spoon in?

by AYB April 3, 2003

computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003