ayb's definitions

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.

Turtle Power! Cowabunga!

by AYB March 22, 2003

poppy

An annual plant, of Eurasian origin, which produces a narcotic drug called opium (typically extracted from immature seed capsules), from which secondary drugs such as heroin and morphine are synthesized. The amount of opium extracted depends on the species/variety of poppy.

Ever wonder why poppy-seed pastries are fairly popular?

The southeast Asians and the Arabs perfected the art of opium poppy growing through thousands of years of cultivation.

by AYB July 29, 2003

mecha

Short for "Mechanical"

I love watching anime shows which have cool-looking mechas.

by AYB March 11, 2003

Afrocentrism

Once just a 1980s black American fad, now a New Age cult.

Afrocentrism might be one reason why both Ebonics and the wanksta mentality are now virulent.

by AYB July 10, 2003

bootleg

The next best way of getting what you need when the corporations decide to hog their shit.

I had to download bootlegs of every Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo game I was never able to play back when they were available.

by AYB March 8, 2003

hypocrite

A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.

Most Christians are hypocrites.

by AYB February 27, 2003

zombie

The living dead. A dead and typically rotting person whose carcass has been brought back to life by science, magic, or soul-posession.

Play SEGA's House of the Dead series, and you'll be surprised to find out that zombies can be fast, smart, and deadly.

by AYB March 31, 2003