Definitions by awmm

Same shit, different ass 

What you say when you have two options that are basically the same thing.

Who are you voting for, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?
Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.

Same shit, different ass by awmm April 19, 2018

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

tummy table by awmm December 19, 2017

stomach flu 

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual flu has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.

Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

stomach flu by awmm November 11, 2017

QTNS 

An abbreviation of cuteness

Hannah: Check out this video of sneezing puppies.
Lauren: QTNS

QTNS by awmm November 10, 2017

longage

An oversupply, a situation in which the supply of something exceeds its demand. The opposite of shortage.

When manufacturers produce more of a product than they can sell, they end up with a longage.

longage by awmm November 9, 2017

stomach flu 

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual fly has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.
Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

stomach flu by awmm November 9, 2017

¯\_☻_/¯ 

Another version of the shruggy face, but without the head tilt.

¯\_☻_/¯

¯\_☻_/¯ by awmm October 8, 2017