awmm's definitions

feel a cop

To inappropriately touch a police officer.

That police officer is so hot, I want to feel a cop.

by awmm March 10, 2023

mashing nasties

The act of having sexual intercourse. Also known as bumping uglies.

I think two people are mashing nasties in that motel room.

by awmm June 5, 2022

Ketchup Flakes

The dried out ketchup on the lid of a ketchup bottle, sometimes clogging up the hole.

Ketchup Flakes are one of the most disgusting things in the world.

by awmm May 31, 2015

tlhIngan

The Klingon word for Klingon

nuqneH. Hello (What do you want)
tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'? Do you speak Klingon?

by awmm April 23, 2016

werncha

A lazy pronunciation of "weren't you"

Werncha in Minneapolis last month?

by awmm January 27, 2020

poim

How people in the South say "poem"

I'm reading a poim

by awmm October 31, 2020

shouldja

A lazy way of saying "should you"

Shouldja really be talking lazily, or shouldja try to enunciate more carefully?

by awmm May 17, 2020