comftorble

How lazy people pronounce comfortable

This chair is comftorble

by awmm October 01, 2016

longage

An oversupply, a situation in which the supply of something exceeds its demand. The opposite of shortage.

When manufacturers produce more of a product than they can sell, they end up with a longage.

by awmm November 09, 2017

picture shopping

When you take pictures of things in a store so you can order them online later for less.

I visited a store and saw some stuff I liked, but I didn't buy anything because I thought I could just try picture shopping and order everything I liked online for cheaper.

by awmm May 13, 2018

whoopty fuckty doo

A way to say "whoopty doo" but with the word "fuck" in it

Whoopty fuckty doo

by awmm November 01, 2021

stomach flu

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual flu has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.

Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

by awmm November 11, 2017

stomach flu

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual fly has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.
Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

by awmm November 10, 2017

gomorrahy

When two lesbians scissor each other. The opposite of sodomy

When two men get married, they do sodomy. When two women get married, they have gomorrahy

by awmm July 16, 2015