authOOr's definitions

help

When one needs help, they need drugs.

Fundo needed help so that he could stop his itching and scratching.

by authOOr June 23, 2006

pirates

the code word for parties.

Fundo: Hey Goober, what pirates are going on tonight?
Goober: Quit talking like you're dylsexic.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

Chunky Cheese

Chunky Cheese is a fat slab of cheese where kids go to avoid hanging on street corners amongst drug dealers, child molesters, and ice cream trucks.

Fundo went to Chunky Cheese's and was delighted to receive 4 extra gold coins for getting an A in his report card.

by authOOr September 6, 2006

Finkle

1. Laces out. No laces in.

2. To change gender after experiencing an extremely embarrassing situation.

Fundo decided to finkle his sneakers after he tripped over his laces and fell on his medulla oblongata. He was angry.

After tripping on his laces in front of a crowd of four thousand three hundred ninety-seven people, Fundo decided to disappear via methods of finkling.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

Hold and Poke-her

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Poke-her.

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Hold and Poke-her.

by authOOr August 25, 2006

ripe

One who is seventeen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks ripe.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

tagger

The fag who switches the brand name tags on your brand name shirt, and replaces it with K-mart or WalMart brand attire.

Fundo found out his gay friend was a tagger when he caught him attaching the new Coconut Country tag onto his Banana Republic shirt.

by authOOr July 10, 2006