108 definitions by authOOr

tagger

The fag who switches the brand name tags on your brand name shirt, and replaces it with K-mart or WalMart brand attire.

Fundo found out his gay friend was a tagger when he caught him attaching the new Coconut Country tag onto his Banana Republic shirt.

by authOOr July 11, 2006

grind test

The test where the woman grinds on a male to see if he is fit for mating.

Melba rubbed on Fundo's lap in the office to see if he was worthy of her tacos. Fundo passed Mella's grind test.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

worm

Another word for a penis.

Fundo wanted to put his worm in the apple, but not without a mackintosh.

by authOOr July 1, 2006

prom

Porn involving dyslexia.

Dyslexio: How was your prom last night?
Dyslexia: The lighting sucked, but then again, so did I.
Dyslexio: You're so dirty.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

dirtface

the feeling of dried up dirt, sweat, and/or sex juice on your face after a long day of hard work.

After a long day of hard work, Fundo got home and slept, only to find the Shroud of Fundo on his pillow when he awoke. He thought it was a message from the messiah, but it was really just his dirtface.

by authOOr June 28, 2006

Hold and Poke-her

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Poke-her.

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Hold and Poke-her.

by authOOr August 25, 2006

titty bar

A strip club directed towards the heterosexual male audience.

Fundo's uncle straightened Fundo out by taking him to a titty bar.

by authOOr June 29, 2006