jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin March 19, 2005

fuckackta!

Same as fuck.

What the fuckakta!?!?!

by Austin January 19, 2004

whateverz

an expression of carelessness or disbelief, indecicive...

you know what i dont care...WHATEVERZ...

by austin November 24, 2003

white rhino

Refering to, or related to cocaine. See also: white elephant.

"Man I was up all night ridin' the white rhino."

by Austin July 30, 2004

Quality vs. Quantity

Lots of cheap vs. less but good

Microwave pizza vs, Tally-Ho back in Potomac, Md. Best pizza in America.

by Austin December 03, 2003

united states federal government

a complettly bogus and useless waste of money.

ewww.... I stepped in the united states government

by austin November 14, 2003

keli

an amazingly hott, sexy, funny, weird, cool, nice, sweet, outragous,lovable, considerable, extrordinary, rare, fantastic, most perfectest girl in the world!!!!!

wow look at that keli, wat a piece of art work!

by austin January 26, 2004