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freaks and geeks

The best show that WAS on TV. Cancelled after one season. Now can be found on DVD at freaksandgeeks.com or freaksandgeeksdvd.com
If we lived in a perfect world, Freaks and Geeks would have taken the place of Friends and run for however many million seasons Friends did, since Freaks and geeks was a far superior show. At the same time, Friends would never exist or only be shown to inmates in prison as punishment.
by Austin August 24, 2004
mugGet the freaks and geeksmug.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.
by austin November 18, 2003
mugGet the uncle jesse and the olsen twinsmug.

sperge

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.
by austin May 13, 2005
mugGet the spergemug.

Doin' it Flamingo Style

When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on top.
Man that skinny ass was so fuckin' skinny, we had to do it Flamingo Style.
by Austin February 7, 2004
mugGet the Doin' it Flamingo Stylemug.

egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.
AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!
by Austin April 29, 2008
mugGet the egyptian crab knarklermug.

Two-Bit

by Austin November 27, 2004
mugGet the Two-Bitmug.

home star runner

sawm won hoo hass mawsh mewwo bains
shawwwwn awr ess a oowm staw wunna
by austin December 5, 2003
mugGet the home star runnermug.

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