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espresso

A type of coffee made by forcing very hot water through finely ground and tightly packed coffee resulting in a dark, sometimes bitter tasting, drink.

Espresso is served in shots of around 1.5 ounces, and is frequently added to steamed milk to make various coffee beverages.

Often mistakenly called "expresso".
I just spent an entire month's worth of paychecks on a new espresso machine. I will never sleep again.
by Austin December 1, 2003
mugGet the espressomug.

whateverz

an expression of carelessness or disbelief, indecicive...
you know what i dont care...WHATEVERZ...
by austin November 23, 2003
mugGet the whateverzmug.

freaks and geeks

The best show that WAS on TV. Cancelled after one season. Now can be found on DVD at freaksandgeeks.com or freaksandgeeksdvd.com
If we lived in a perfect world, Freaks and Geeks would have taken the place of Friends and run for however many million seasons Friends did, since Freaks and geeks was a far superior show. At the same time, Friends would never exist or only be shown to inmates in prison as punishment.
by Austin August 24, 2004
mugGet the freaks and geeksmug.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.
by austin November 18, 2003
mugGet the uncle jesse and the olsen twinsmug.

T.A.D.

tad stands for titties and a dick
Leah Shultz=T.A.D. or That T.A.D.'s name is Leah
by austin November 11, 2003
mugGet the T.A.D.mug.

art major

one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.

sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.

owes me 8 bucks.
Matt, the art major next door, never goes to class, keeps smoking pot, and owes me money.
by Austin December 5, 2004
mugGet the art majormug.

sperge

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.
by austin May 13, 2005
mugGet the spergemug.

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