T.A.D.

tad stands for titties and a dick
Leah Shultz=T.A.D. or That T.A.D.'s name is Leah
by austin November 11, 2003
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art major

one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.

sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.

owes me 8 bucks.
Matt, the art major next door, never goes to class, keeps smoking pot, and owes me money.
by Austin December 05, 2004
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finafuckinally

It's about fuckin' time. Fuckin' finally.
I finafuckinally finished that stupid ass paper!
by Austin April 10, 2004
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egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.
AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!
by Austin April 29, 2008
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sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.
by austin November 18, 2003
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freaks and geeks

The best show that WAS on TV. Cancelled after one season. Now can be found on DVD at freaksandgeeks.com or freaksandgeeksdvd.com
If we lived in a perfect world, Freaks and Geeks would have taken the place of Friends and run for however many million seasons Friends did, since Freaks and geeks was a far superior show. At the same time, Friends would never exist or only be shown to inmates in prison as punishment.
by Austin August 24, 2004
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fuckackta!

Same as fuck.
What the fuckakta!?!?!
by Austin January 18, 2004
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