austin's definitions

espresso

A type of coffee made by forcing very hot water through finely ground and tightly packed coffee resulting in a dark, sometimes bitter tasting, drink.

Espresso is served in shots of around 1.5 ounces, and is frequently added to steamed milk to make various coffee beverages.

Often mistakenly called "expresso".

I just spent an entire month's worth of paychecks on a new espresso machine. I will never sleep again.

by Austin December 1, 2003

whateverz

an expression of carelessness or disbelief, indecicive...

you know what i dont care...WHATEVERZ...

by austin November 23, 2003

freaks and geeks

The best show that WAS on TV. Cancelled after one season. Now can be found on DVD at freaksandgeeks.com or freaksandgeeksdvd.com

If we lived in a perfect world, Freaks and Geeks would have taken the place of Friends and run for however many million seasons Friends did, since Freaks and geeks was a far superior show. At the same time, Friends would never exist or only be shown to inmates in prison as punishment.

by Austin August 24, 2004

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

by austin November 18, 2003

T.A.D.

tad stands for titties and a dick

Leah Shultz=T.A.D. or That T.A.D.'s name is Leah

by austin November 11, 2003

art major

one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.

sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.

owes me 8 bucks.

Matt, the art major next door, never goes to class, keeps smoking pot, and owes me money.

by Austin December 5, 2004

sperge

to blow your wad, discharge of semen. ejaculation

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.

by austin May 13, 2005