asdf's definitions

lard ass

Obease person

"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

by asdf December 12, 2002

wack

the act of stroking your genitals to an erection, then in rythmic pattern stroke genitals to orgasm.

everyone wacks it to catdog.

by asdf August 9, 2003

cable

extremely thick and long cocaine lines

line me up a cable yo!

by asdf December 7, 2003

Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

by asdf March 17, 2004

king of the portal

See: Strawberry clock

Strawberry clock is king of the portal

by asdf December 11, 2003

Agnelio

Chupa pollas

Comemela ke viene agnelio

by asdf November 20, 2003

bagger

person who makes fun of or insults someone for no good reason

by asdf May 19, 2003