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Lois DeFleur

The President of the State University of New York at Binghamton, which she insists on calling "Binghamton University" for some odd and probably pretentious reason. She spent millions of dollars building a pointless gaudy stadium while freshmen were suffering from overcrowded conditions in the dorms.

Lois DeFlowered is a French hag and should be deported back to that hygiene-deprived country.

by asdf May 24, 2004

lambourghini

learn how to spell lamborghini you dumbfuck

go give yourself a hot carl

by asdf May 26, 2004

buck 50

A males penis and testicles. Buck resembles the two testicles, and fifty resembles the penis.

"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"No."
"HAHAHAH!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck fifty?"
"I have like 50 bucks."
"HAHAHAHA!"
or...
"Hey Jimmy, do you have a buck 50?"
"I left my money at home."
"Eww, you chopped of your penis??"
"YOU SAID PENIS HAHAH!"
"Damn..."
"You said DAMN AHHAHAH!"

by asdf June 5, 2004

ChicagoVue

A website for young Russian and European people in Chicago who want to meet new people or just a new way of communication with friends

See you on the VUE!

by asdf June 14, 2004

You got served

Teh bst mvie mde since undercover brother

All these fags who dont like the movie you got served probably got served once in their life

by asdf June 18, 2004

Thrice

1. The thrid time somethign is done.

2. One of the most talented and amazing Hardcore bands. They have three full CDs and really rock. Their music has personaly inspiring, thoughtful lyrics, cutting guitar licks, deep, lush, powerful bass accompanyment, and extreme drumming. Check out "to awake and avenge the dead", "Under a killing moon", and "Blood clots and black holes."

1. I have gone on that fruity merry-go-round thrice.

2. "Thrice is my favorite band!"
"It's everyone's favorite band, idiot!"
"Yeah, wheather they know it or not!"

by asdf September 30, 2004

HMB

frikin awesome definition guy that either reads the dictionary or fucks so many smart chicks that the smartness from them goes to him and therefore becomes smart

a collaquianism of a president WTF HAHAHAH

by asdf October 5, 2004