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jock

some guy that participates in a lame ass sport like football and usually gets all the ladies...
I hate those damn jocks every one of them gotz 3 ladies
by asdf November 18, 2002
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Lostprophets

A welsh band consisting of 6 members, having released two full CDs on columbia records. Their first cd was called "The Fake Sound of Progress", their second "Start Something." They were relativaly unknown until their second cd, which clear channel sucked up like the goddamn cock suckers they are. Lostprophets have been compared to Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, and Papa Roach. They play alterinatve rock, with a little hardcore. "startsomething" came out on febuary 3rd, 2004, and multiple songs from that cd were played on the radio, exploding their popularity levels. Since then, those to CDs remain the only released, however more are expected.
"Lostprophets are an excellent welsh band who play alternitive rock."
by asdf September 30, 2004
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meat slap

To slap with one's penis
"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."
by asdf December 12, 2002
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Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.
I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians
by asdf March 17, 2004
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Agnelio

Chupa pollas
Comemela ke viene agnelio
by asdf November 20, 2003
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king of the portal

by asdf December 11, 2003
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prep time

the use of time to prepare for any event. Most notably by Batman, Dr Doom and whoever is currently being obsesseved over by the homos at SRK
Prep time is for cum dumpsters like Macguyver and Jack Bauer. Doom never loses
by asdf November 18, 2003
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