asdf's definitions

Molontro

A molontro is where your ball sac is longer then your dick.

Hey man, that dude has a molontro!

by asdf October 14, 2004

ayng

frustration and distaste
used to shorten long anecdotes into a single, understandable word.

"how did the interview with the guidance counselors go?"
"i wanted to explain the graffitti but they were all like ayng"

by asdf November 13, 2004

von dutch

Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.

You don't need an example; read the definition.

by asdf November 22, 2004

Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

by asdf March 17, 2004

life

We're all dynamic machines. Large scale molecular interactions, modifying and mixing genetic sequences in the blender of some big game, with something waiting to see what comes out at the end.

No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.

Deus ex machina.

by asdf April 11, 2004

king of the portal

See: Strawberry clock

Strawberry clock is king of the portal

by asdf December 11, 2003

the lose

Insult, to inform someone of the fact they lost.

You are the lose, fargot.

by asdf December 11, 2003