asdf's definitions

dwf

Driving While Female: Driving horribly because you are female.

That girl almost ran me off the road, she should be arrested for a DWF

by asdf April 19, 2003

Lois DeFleur

The President of the State University of New York at Binghamton, which she insists on calling "Binghamton University" for some odd and probably pretentious reason. She spent millions of dollars building a pointless gaudy stadium while freshmen were suffering from overcrowded conditions in the dorms.

Lois DeFlowered is a French hag and should be deported back to that hygiene-deprived country.

by asdf May 24, 2004

yellow label

term for good ketamine, derived from the color label on the jars. This stuff is no longer around thanks to veterinarians switching to oil based ketamine instead of water based. But for those that remember the yellow label, it was the best ketamine around in the 1990's.

does anyone have any yellow-label?

by asdf December 7, 2003

the gaps

Gay Anal Poop Sex

quaids got the gaps

by asdf December 5, 2003

the hsaps

he she anal poop sex

quaids got the hsaps

by asdf December 5, 2003

ka

german, abbreviation for "keine ahnung", saying "no idea"

-wo ist john? (where's john)
-KA (no idea)

by asdf January 21, 2005

nispe

And from the makers of nispe comes the all new ginava!

ginava ginava ginavaginava

by asdf April 16, 2005