92 definitions by asdf

jock

some guy that participates in a lame ass sport like football and usually gets all the ladies...

I hate those damn jocks every one of them gotz 3 ladies

by asdf November 19, 2002

A person who is a slave to corporate jobs where you must wear white collars and suites like space monkeys all of you... MONKEYS!!!

i feel like a white collared slave workin for IBM... fuck this *loads gun and shoots self

by asdf December 4, 2002

Strawberry clock is king of the portal

by asdf December 11, 2003

Austraillian slang for a vagina.

Hey girl, let me see your mapatasi.

by asdf January 24, 2003

Person from Iran.One of the only countries in the world that still executes little kids.

Your average Persian thinks of him/her self as the most beautiful people, but in reality they are nothing more than desert monkies.

by asdf March 5, 2005

asdf sniffs ghjk's period stained underwear

by asdf May 28, 2003

dip your nutsack into someone elses mouth... in a tea makeing process

by asdf November 18, 2002