asdf's definitions

fuck you are

comes from the culture of "speedy the spatula and co." but many little fuckers like cell phone (click that u fuck and vote for mine thats like "ima fuck u up" ok good u little fuck)





























































click it u jew

ARE WE REALLY GETTING A TRAMPOLINE? no? oh...well fuck you are, mom. go burn in hell u little shit cock fucker bitchass whore cock sucker.

by asdf May 16, 2004

enyardo

Gayfor - JP "money"

JP "money" is an enyardo

by asdf May 5, 2004

Skipper

Some Fat old guy off the show "Gilligan's Island. What I don't get is why they're stranded on an island with nothing to eat but coconuts and fruits they've been there for a long time and yet I dont see him getting any skinnier. He must be holding out on them

Skipper is Fat and Old.

by asdf April 23, 2004

life

We're all dynamic machines. Large scale molecular interactions, modifying and mixing genetic sequences in the blender of some big game, with something waiting to see what comes out at the end.

No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.

Deus ex machina.

by asdf April 11, 2004

Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

by asdf March 17, 2004

Supadisc

A CD containing vital game files and fixes for popular games such as Counter-Strike, UT2003, etc.

Must be pronouced with strong infliction, straining the voice with a pseudo ghetto rise in pitch.

ssuupaaadiiIIIIiisssccc!!!!!
supaDISC!!!
Hit me up with the CS supAdISCK!

by asdf January 20, 2004

Ima Doofus

See 'Jesus Christ'

Holy fucking Moses! It's Ima Doofus! I think we ought to give him money.

by asdf December 12, 2003