asdf's definitions

lard ass

Obease person

"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

by asdf December 12, 2002

wack

the act of stroking your genitals to an erection, then in rythmic pattern stroke genitals to orgasm.

everyone wacks it to catdog.

by asdf August 9, 2003

cable

extremely thick and long cocaine lines

line me up a cable yo!

by asdf December 7, 2003

yo ho ho

a very very wierd word!

used by pirates! its often seen in movies with pirates

by asdf May 13, 2005

doozy

something that is difficult or daunting

man that history exam was a doozy! i think i failed :(

by asdf October 9, 2003

praire valley

stuck up meth heads with really hot girls annoying mouthy guys who do drugs and suck at sports

shanda is from praire valley

by asdf May 19, 2003

Molontro

A molontro is where your ball sac is longer then your dick.

Hey man, that dude has a molontro!

by asdf October 14, 2004