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Molontro

A molontro is where your ball sac is longer then your dick.
Hey man, that dude has a molontro!
by asdf October 14, 2004
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ayng

frustration and distaste
used to shorten long anecdotes into a single, understandable word.
"how did the interview with the guidance counselors go?"
"i wanted to explain the graffitti but they were all like ayng"
by asdf November 13, 2004
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von dutch

Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.
by asdf November 22, 2004
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Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.
I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians
by asdf March 17, 2004
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life

We're all dynamic machines. Large scale molecular interactions, modifying and mixing genetic sequences in the blender of some big game, with something waiting to see what comes out at the end.

No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.
by asdf April 11, 2004
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king of the portal

by asdf December 11, 2003
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the lose

Insult, to inform someone of the fact they lost.
by asdf December 11, 2003
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