asdf's definitions

prep time

the use of time to prepare for any event. Most notably by Batman, Dr Doom and whoever is currently being obsesseved over by the homos at SRK

Prep time is for cum dumpsters like Macguyver and Jack Bauer. Doom never loses

by asdf November 18, 2003

dwf

Driving While Female: Driving horribly because you are female.

That girl almost ran me off the road, she should be arrested for a DWF

by asdf April 19, 2003

heat score

see the definition of 'heaty'

man, your so heat score

by asdf April 11, 2005

phan

a fan of the band Phish

phans are heady, brah

by asdf May 13, 2005

glomph

the affectionate act of eating another person.

* nick1 glomphs nick2

by asdf December 6, 2003

HMB

frikin awesome definition guy that either reads the dictionary or fucks so many smart chicks that the smartness from them goes to him and therefore becomes smart

a collaquianism of a president WTF HAHAHAH

by asdf October 5, 2004

borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002