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a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.
by asdf March 17, 2004
Get the Lifetimemug. 
by asdf December 11, 2003
Get the king of the portalmug. 
Get the lard assmug. the act of stroking your genitals to an erection, then in rythmic pattern stroke genitals to orgasm.
by asdf August 9, 2003
Get the wackmug. 
We're all dynamic machines. Large scale molecular interactions, modifying and mixing genetic sequences in the blender of some big game, with something waiting to see what comes out at the end.
No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.
No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.
by asdf April 11, 2004
Get the lifemug.