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a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.
I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians
by asdf March 18, 2004
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To slap with one's penis
"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."
by asdf December 13, 2002
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The President of the State University of New York at Binghamton, which she insists on calling "Binghamton University" for some odd and probably pretentious reason. She spent millions of dollars building a pointless gaudy stadium while freshmen were suffering from overcrowded conditions in the dorms.
Lois DeFlowered is a French hag and should be deported back to that hygiene-deprived country.
by asdf May 24, 2004
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A welsh band consisting of 6 members, having released two full CDs on columbia records. Their first cd was called "The Fake Sound of Progress", their second "Start Something." They were relativaly unknown until their second cd, which clear channel sucked up like the goddamn cock suckers they are. Lostprophets have been compared to Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, and Papa Roach. They play alterinatve rock, with a little hardcore. "startsomething" came out on febuary 3rd, 2004, and multiple songs from that cd were played on the radio, exploding their popularity levels. Since then, those to CDs remain the only released, however more are expected.
"Lostprophets are an excellent welsh band who play alternitive rock."
by asdf October 1, 2004
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A molontro is where your ball sac is longer then your dick.
by asdf October 14, 2004
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