asdf's definitions

Wank

since when was it pronounced wane-k anyway? it's a single-syllable word pronounced 'wank' just like it appears.

1. to masturbate
2. general derogatory term

1. he was wanking to the sound of music
2. be quiet, you stupid wank

by asdf May 9, 2003

pio

some guy that goes to ruhs

And then he asked,"What's a pio?"

by asdf March 16, 2005

clint eastwood

only the coooollllesttt mother fucker in the south!

ho bitch you mad fly just like my dawg clint eastwood...

by asdf November 17, 2002

meat slap

To slap with one's penis

"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."

by asdf December 12, 2002

Lostprophets

A welsh band consisting of 6 members, having released two full CDs on columbia records. Their first cd was called "The Fake Sound of Progress", their second "Start Something." They were relativaly unknown until their second cd, which clear channel sucked up like the goddamn cock suckers they are. Lostprophets have been compared to Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, and Papa Roach. They play alterinatve rock, with a little hardcore. "startsomething" came out on febuary 3rd, 2004, and multiple songs from that cd were played on the radio, exploding their popularity levels. Since then, those to CDs remain the only released, however more are expected.

"Lostprophets are an excellent welsh band who play alternitive rock."

by asdf September 30, 2004

jock

some guy that participates in a lame ass sport like football and usually gets all the ladies...

I hate those damn jocks every one of them gotz 3 ladies

by asdf November 18, 2002

the laps

lesbian anal poop sex

quaids got the laps

by asdf December 5, 2003