asdf's definitions

Ima Doofus

See 'Jesus Christ'

Holy fucking Moses! It's Ima Doofus! I think we ought to give him money.

by asdf December 12, 2003

Supadisc

A CD containing vital game files and fixes for popular games such as Counter-Strike, UT2003, etc.

Must be pronouced with strong infliction, straining the voice with a pseudo ghetto rise in pitch.

ssuupaaadiiIIIIiisssccc!!!!!
supaDISC!!!
Hit me up with the CS supAdISCK!

by asdf January 20, 2004

tea bag

dip your nutsack into someone elses mouth... in a tea makeing process

did you tea bag your girlfriend while she was asleep

by asdf November 17, 2002

clint eastwood

only the coooollllesttt mother fucker in the south!

ho bitch you mad fly just like my dawg clint eastwood...

by asdf November 17, 2002

borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002

jock

some guy that participates in a lame ass sport like football and usually gets all the ladies...

I hate those damn jocks every one of them gotz 3 ladies

by asdf November 18, 2002

roflmaowwtvap

roflmaowwtap=rolled over fucken laughing my ass off while watching tv and porn....

roflmaowwtap that monkey just drank its own pee hahaha

by asdf November 30, 2002