asdf's definitions

borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002

street

The place where people get busy on.
Also known as some people's moms

Jimmy jizzed all over the street.

Did you see Jimmy's street? He got busy with her

by asdf May 13, 2005

bagger

some one who makes fun or is mean to a person for no good reason

your a bagger

by asdf May 19, 2003

mapatasi

Austraillian slang for a vagina.

Hey girl, let me see your mapatasi.

by asdf January 24, 2003

ayng

frustration and distaste
used to shorten long anecdotes into a single, understandable word.

"how did the interview with the guidance counselors go?"
"i wanted to explain the graffitti but they were all like ayng"

by asdf November 13, 2004

mud cutting

Anal sex with someone who hasn't eliminated their bowles yet.

Mud cutting with Sarah wasn't as fun as I had hoped.

by asdf October 15, 2003

Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

by asdf March 17, 2004