asdf's definitions

wack

the act of stroking your genitals to an erection, then in rythmic pattern stroke genitals to orgasm.

everyone wacks it to catdog.

by asdf August 9, 2003

lard ass

Obease person

"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."

by asdf December 12, 2002

cable

extremely thick and long cocaine lines

line me up a cable yo!

by asdf December 7, 2003

ChicagoVue

A website for young Russian and European people in Chicago who want to meet new people or just a new way of communication with friends

See you on the VUE!

by asdf June 14, 2004

lambourghini

learn how to spell lamborghini you dumbfuck

go give yourself a hot carl

by asdf May 26, 2004

Skipper

Some Fat old guy off the show "Gilligan's Island. What I don't get is why they're stranded on an island with nothing to eat but coconuts and fruits they've been there for a long time and yet I dont see him getting any skinnier. He must be holding out on them

Skipper is Fat and Old.

by asdf April 23, 2004

mapatasi

Austraillian slang for a vagina.

Hey girl, let me see your mapatasi.

by asdf January 24, 2003