asdf's definitions

praire valley

stuck up meth heads with really hot girls annoying mouthy guys who do drugs and suck at sports

shanda is from praire valley

by asdf May 19, 2003

Wank

since when was it pronounced wane-k anyway? it's a single-syllable word pronounced 'wank' just like it appears.

1. to masturbate
2. general derogatory term

1. he was wanking to the sound of music
2. be quiet, you stupid wank

by asdf May 9, 2003

juvy

slang for juvenile hall, where young offenders go and get assraped.

by asdf March 20, 2003

Molontro

A molontro is where your ball sac is longer then your dick.

Hey man, that dude has a molontro!

by asdf October 14, 2004

HMB

frikin awesome definition guy that either reads the dictionary or fucks so many smart chicks that the smartness from them goes to him and therefore becomes smart

a collaquianism of a president WTF HAHAHAH

by asdf October 5, 2004

phan

a fan of the band Phish

phans are heady, brah

by asdf May 13, 2005

wack

the act of stroking your genitals to an erection, then in rythmic pattern stroke genitals to orgasm.

everyone wacks it to catdog.

by asdf August 9, 2003