Urban Dictionary: Definitions by asdf

jock

some guy that participates in a lame ass sport like football and usually gets all the ladies...

I hate those damn jocks every one of them gotz 3 ladies

by asdf November 18, 2002

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borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002

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1. A night where gay fucks from HS dance in GYMS while wearing tuxedo's to get laid for shizzy at the end of the night tho.
2. Waste of time, energy and money. It would be better if guaranteed sex was only thing that happened on prom nights.

by asdf August 6, 2003

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roflmaowwtvap

roflmaowwtap=rolled over fucken laughing my ass off while watching tv and porn....

roflmaowwtap that monkey just drank its own pee hahaha

by asdf November 30, 2002

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HMB

frikin awesome definition guy that either reads the dictionary or fucks so many smart chicks that the smartness from them goes to him and therefore becomes smart

a collaquianism of a president WTF HAHAHAH

by asdf October 5, 2004

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