asdf's definitions

roflmaowwtvap

roflmaowwtap=rolled over fucken laughing my ass off while watching tv and porn....

roflmaowwtap that monkey just drank its own pee hahaha

by asdf November 30, 2002

prom night

1. A night where gay fucks from HS dance in GYMS while wearing tuxedo's to get laid for shizzy at the end of the night tho.
2. Waste of time, energy and money. It would be better if guaranteed sex was only thing that happened on prom nights.

by asdf August 6, 2003

hdb

hdb = everything

hdb owns all of you!

by asdf October 1, 2003

stoges

cigarette

got any stoges?

by asdf August 15, 2003

Lois DeFleur

The President of the State University of New York at Binghamton, which she insists on calling "Binghamton University" for some odd and probably pretentious reason. She spent millions of dollars building a pointless gaudy stadium while freshmen were suffering from overcrowded conditions in the dorms.

Lois DeFlowered is a French hag and should be deported back to that hygiene-deprived country.

by asdf May 24, 2004

bobbin

cool or awesome. like fetch in mean girls.

-i got new shoes
-those are so bobbin

by asdf May 13, 2005

Benzino

I 48 yer old rapper who called out Shady Records and lost all of his dignitiy

by asdf May 28, 2003