the smaps

quaids got the smaps
by asdf December 06, 2003
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life

We're all dynamic machines. Large scale molecular interactions, modifying and mixing genetic sequences in the blender of some big game, with something waiting to see what comes out at the end.

No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.
by asdf April 11, 2004
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roflmaowwtvap

roflmaowwtap=rolled over fucken laughing my ass off while watching tv and porn....
roflmaowwtap that monkey just drank its own pee hahaha
by asdf November 30, 2002
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Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.
I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians
by asdf March 18, 2004
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hdb

hdb owns all of you!
by asdf October 02, 2003
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Molontro

A molontro is where your ball sac is longer then your dick.
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Rock

a little chillen asian boy. not short but not too tall. an asian boy who has toilet paper in front of his computer and yes, a person who can see with his eyes so don't ask. NHS and actually pretty smart, but sometimes it might not seem like it. frikkkin loves biking and hanging out with cool people because it's the man. it's the shiz. it's the ghost. it's the hombre. eats a lot and rarely ever gets mad even if you're Kim Jong Il or Abu Al-Zarqawi and you're gonna nuke the mother out of us. my brohams are the coolest people. music is good. pretty friendly and meeting new people is cool
that guy is so rock and he's rockin
by asdf March 23, 2005
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