asdf's definitions

wack

the act of stroking your genitals to an erection, then in rythmic pattern stroke genitals to orgasm.

everyone wacks it to catdog.

by asdf August 9, 2003

Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

by asdf March 17, 2004

Agnelio

Chupa pollas

Comemela ke viene agnelio

by asdf November 20, 2003

king of the portal

See: Strawberry clock

Strawberry clock is king of the portal

by asdf December 11, 2003

Benzino

I 48 yer old rapper who called out Shady Records and lost all of his dignitiy

by asdf May 28, 2003

bobbin

cool or awesome. like fetch in mean girls.

-i got new shoes
-those are so bobbin

by asdf May 13, 2005

liek

an intentional spelling mistake of like, often used in online chatrooms, forums, etc.

omg!!!! i'm liek teh 1337z0rz!11212@#!1

by asdf February 21, 2003