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lard ass

Obease person
"That lard ass over there is checkin you out...he probably wants to eat you."
by asdf December 12, 2002
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wack

the act of stroking your genitals to an erection, then in rythmic pattern stroke genitals to orgasm.
by asdf August 9, 2003
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cable

extremely thick and long cocaine lines
by asdf December 7, 2003
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life

We're all dynamic machines. Large scale molecular interactions, modifying and mixing genetic sequences in the blender of some big game, with something waiting to see what comes out at the end.

No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.
by asdf April 11, 2004
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haxor

-also can be spelled haxxor, hax0r, haxxxxx0r, or a variation thereof

-a person who hacks
-a person who cheats
-a person with downloadable gaming skills
that dipshit is a haxor
by asdf May 13, 2003
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the gaps

by asdf December 5, 2003
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Lois DeFleur

The President of the State University of New York at Binghamton, which she insists on calling "Binghamton University" for some odd and probably pretentious reason. She spent millions of dollars building a pointless gaudy stadium while freshmen were suffering from overcrowded conditions in the dorms.
Lois DeFlowered is a French hag and should be deported back to that hygiene-deprived country.
by asdf May 24, 2004
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