anycon's definitions

fuckwittery

1. (n.) The state of being or acts associated with a fuckwit.
2. (n.) Variant of fuckwittage.

His capacity for fuckwittery has risen to new heights.

by anycon June 24, 2003

mingmongmang

1. (n.) Any mongy or monged-up person. A freak who is so freaky that s/he doesn't know that when s/he is behaving freakishly that others regard him/her as a complete mingmongmang
2. (interjection) A call one would make to humiliate a mingmongmang, often repeated.
3. (n.) An Asian downsyndromer/ general Disabled.

"That guy's a serious mong, said Obaloink.
"Yeah. MINGMONGMANG MINGMONGMANG," called Mongan.

by anycon June 24, 2003

disabled

(n.) (pl.=disableds) An offensive term for any disabled person, a mong.

"We shoudln't call them mongs. They are disableds" chuckled Baz.

by anycon June 24, 2003

knobbin

A small wanker.

That knobbin hit me in the balls.

by anycon June 24, 2003

paradox

Something that is both right and wrong. Something that contradicts itself, and usu. thereby proves a thesis by refutation or instantiation.

If I went back in time and killed my mother, then I would be dead. But I would never have been able to go back in time to kill my mother if I died.

by anycon June 23, 2003

fuckwittage

A word that acts as a means of measuring the degree to which a person is (or is perceived to be) a fuckwit.

"Serious fuckwittage" Bridget said loudly.
"Yeah" agreed Shaz, "that guy's buried himself in his own fuckwittage."

by anycon June 23, 2003

munglebump (var. = bunglemump)

1. (n.) A cute animal
2. (n.) The sound made (hypothetically) by any such cute animal.

"Bunglemump" sniffed the puppy abjectly.

by anycon June 23, 2003