(n.) A learned way of saying shit. Contraction of the exclamatory 'Shiïte Muslims!', which may be used by somebody who objects to the tenets of Islam or actions performed in their name. Now corrupted simply to 'shiïte', this word serves on occasion as a witty alternative to the chavish shit.
Should be pronounced 'SHEE-ite'.
Should be pronounced 'SHEE-ite'.
by anycon January 10, 2007
Get the shiïtemug. A word that acts as a means of measuring the degree to which a person is (or is perceived to be) a fuckwit.
"Serious fuckwittage" Bridget said loudly.
"Yeah" agreed Shaz, "that guy's buried himself in his own fuckwittage."
"Yeah" agreed Shaz, "that guy's buried himself in his own fuckwittage."
by anycon June 23, 2003
Get the fuckwittagemug. (n. or adj.) A singularly useful word to describe something that probably isn't full-blown geeenius but is genius in that place and at that time, for you. Colloquial, downsized genius.
'Takk...' is genium.
by anycon December 28, 2005
Get the geniummug. 
actual citation
"OK. In order to ensure to the highest degree of certainty that I definitely never ever go to the same uni as you, you HAVE to tell me which ones you are applying to before I do. Then I will be saved from ever having to look at the *MUNTING* face of ol' thicky here"
"OK. In order to ensure to the highest degree of certainty that I definitely never ever go to the same uni as you, you HAVE to tell me which ones you are applying to before I do. Then I will be saved from ever having to look at the *MUNTING* face of ol' thicky here"
by anycon October 16, 2003
Get the Muntermug. by anycon February 6, 2005
Get the Fairuza Balkmug. The fires brenne upon the auter cleere,
Whil Emelye was thus in hir preyere;
But sodeynly she saugh a sighte queynte,
For right anon oon of the fyres queynte,
And quyked agayn, and after that anon
That oother fyr was queynt and al agon;
And as it queynte, it made a whistelynge
As doon thise wete brondes in hir brennynge;
And at the brondes ende out ran anon
As it were blody dropes many oon;
For which so soore agast was Emelye
That she was wel ny mad, and gan to crye;
For she ne wiste what it signyfied.
Whil Emelye was thus in hir preyere;
But sodeynly she saugh a sighte queynte,
For right anon oon of the fyres queynte,
And quyked agayn, and after that anon
That oother fyr was queynt and al agon;
And as it queynte, it made a whistelynge
As doon thise wete brondes in hir brennynge;
And at the brondes ende out ran anon
As it were blody dropes many oon;
For which so soore agast was Emelye
That she was wel ny mad, and gan to crye;
For she ne wiste what it signyfied.
by anycon October 2, 2004
Get the queyntemug.