Definitions by anycon

fuckwittery 

1. (n.) The state of being or acts associated with a fuckwit.
2. (n.) Variant of fuckwittage.

His capacity for fuckwittery has risen to new heights.

fuckwittery by anycon June 24, 2003

disabled 

(n.) (pl.=disableds) An offensive term for any disabled person, a mong.

"We shoudln't call them mongs. They are disableds" chuckled Baz.

disabled by anycon June 24, 2003

mingmongmang 

1. (n.) Any mongy or monged-up person. A freak who is so freaky that s/he doesn't know that when s/he is behaving freakishly that others regard him/her as a complete mingmongmang
2. (interjection) A call one would make to humiliate a mingmongmang, often repeated.
3. (n.) An Asian downsyndromer/ general Disabled.

"That guy's a serious mong, said Obaloink.
"Yeah. MINGMONGMANG MINGMONGMANG," called Mongan.

mingmongmang by anycon June 24, 2003

knobbin 

A small wanker.

That knobbin hit me in the balls.

knobbin by anycon June 24, 2003

fuckwittage 

A word that acts as a means of measuring the degree to which a person is (or is perceived to be) a fuckwit.

"Serious fuckwittage" Bridget said loudly.
"Yeah" agreed Shaz, "that guy's buried himself in his own fuckwittage."

fuckwittage by anycon June 23, 2003

paradox 

Something that is both right and wrong. Something that contradicts itself, and usu. thereby proves a thesis by refutation or instantiation.

If I went back in time and killed my mother, then I would be dead. But I would never have been able to go back in time to kill my mother if I died.

paradox by anycon June 23, 2003

munglebump (var. = bunglemump) 

1. (n.) A cute animal
2. (n.) The sound made (hypothetically) by any such cute animal.

"Bunglemump" sniffed the puppy abjectly.

munglebump (var. = bunglemump) by anycon June 23, 2003