disabled

(n.) (pl.=disableds) An offensive term for any disabled person, a mong.

"We shoudln't call them mongs. They are disableds" chuckled Baz.

by anycon June 24, 2003

5.0

Presumably this means arsehole, the 'dogging out' of which can only be left to your imagination.

The phrase 'to dog out sb's five point oh' is used in the film 'Bully'.

by anycon November 16, 2004

paradox

Something that is both right and wrong. Something that contradicts itself, and usu. thereby proves a thesis by refutation or instantiation.

If I went back in time and killed my mother, then I would be dead. But I would never have been able to go back in time to kill my mother if I died.

by anycon June 23, 2003

hungle-pungle

Baby talk for hungry.

"Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e Is 'e hungle-pungle den?"

by anycon October 16, 2003

corntwot

(n.) A twot with thrush.

Ghosh that Jool's got corntwot *again*!

by anycon December 28, 2005

monkwank

(n.) General term of offense originating perhaps from the euphonious consonantal reduplicative 'nk'. It would, of course, in some circles be considered sad or even gay to wank a monk.

George that monkwank dobbed me in to the 5.0.

by anycon September 18, 2005

bligh

(int.) A speech-impedimentary way of saying bye. Spelt 'bligh' in recognition of Captain Bligh, famously mutinied mariner.

'Bligh!' said Michael Howard, forgotten but not gone.

by anycon December 28, 2005