Hans

A user on both 4chan and Bored Panda that has a 8 inch cock, and thus all the bitches in the neighborhood want to cowgirl him.
Person 1: Hey dude, have you heard of Hans?
Person 2: Which Hans?
Person 1: The one with a big ass cock, he's a 4chan user.
Person 2: Hell yeah, he fucked my sister and wife and i enjoyed it.
by anonymous4chanfunkin August 01, 2025
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Donkey Bitchass

An alias for Donkey Kong given by DashieXP, this is due to his hatred towards the character caused by getting hit with a red shell from him once.
*Donkey Kong appears*
Dashie: Donkey Bitchass..
by anonymous4chanfunkin August 05, 2025
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Chwon chwon chwonched

A term used by DashieXP whenever he gets hit in Mario games
Dashie: I got chwon chwon chwonched!
by anonymous4chanfunkin August 05, 2025
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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website which allows people to write their own definition of words to get them approved by the moderation team. Nearly two decades ago, this website was genuinely good and provided actually informative informative, but unfortunately nowadays, it became somewhat infested with trolls who write down biased bullshit, which caused normal people to wish for improved moderation.
Person 1. Urban Dictionary is pretty cool, it allows you to make definitions for words and even make up your own words for people to use!
Person 2: Yeah, but it's sometimes being misused for bigotry and biased statements.
UD Mod: THank you for your feedback, we will improve our platform.
by anonymous4chanfunkin July 28, 2025
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Sexoward Testicles

Sexoward Testicles is a character made for a canceled Friday Night Funkin' mod "Nightmare Squidward Madness". He's a mix of Squidward Tentacles and Losyash from Smeshariki, and he'll fuck yo hoe
This Sexoward Testicles dude was amazing, such a shame he became forlorn.
by anonymous4chanfunkin August 01, 2025
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Pillar Chase 2

An assymetrical survival horror game on Roblox created by The_BladeNinja and others. In here, a player spawns either as a Survivor or a Monster (The Killer role in this game). The Survivor has to survive from Monsters and do various objectives (which are depended on the map), while the Monster has to kill every single Survivor on the round and use various abilities. The Monsters themselves are incredibly popular pop culture characters (Such as Baldi, EXE/Faker, Ao Oni etc.) or original characters (For example Vapor or Valem). Surprisingly enough, Pillar Chase 2 has one of the kindest and chillest communities ever despite being a Roblox game.
Pillar Chase 2 is an amazing game without any doubt.
by anonymous4chanfunkin August 01, 2025
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Cookatiel

A giant pink bird boss from Super Mario Odyssey. Its name is a portmanteau of "cook" and "cockatiel"
Hell yeah! Cookatiel is one of my favorite Mario bosses even
by anonymous4chanfunkin August 01, 2025
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