anon's definitions

Internet Explorer

Microsoft's internet browser included with Windows systems. Faster at loading up than other browsers like Firefox and Netscape which take fucking ages. As an internet browser, it works and does its job.

Can be insecure with its default settings, but tieing them down virtually eliminates some, if not all of the security problems that people complain about. Unfortunately the reputation for spyware comes from dumb users who download shite like smiley central or are dumb enough to "YES" or "OK" to everything that pops up on screen.

Bashed by geeky open source zealots and Mozilla anoraks frequently who often over-exaggerate the truth in order to push their alternative.

IE is safe if you tie down its default security settings. I have NEVER had any malicious programs install automatically.

by anon March 6, 2005

swivish

Meaning: frigid with gals, having homosexual tendancies, wearing armless tshirts, failing everything your studying, and having a dead end job with low pay.

Dude did you see how swivish he was wit his hoe!
That tshirts well swivish!
Dude your swivish with all you subjects!
Ha you have sucha swivish job!

by Anon September 21, 2005

motion of the ocean

describes the motion of people humping each other, usually during sex, which is similar to the motion of the waves and swells in the sea

i gave that chick the motion of the ocean last night!

by anon March 9, 2005

logon

a dance carried out to dancehall (ragga music)
also see chi-chi man

logon and step 'pon chi-chi man

by ANON October 30, 2003

may-december

a relationship between people, with a large age gap.

Dude James' girlfriend is 1 year younger than his mom, talk about a may-december relationship.

by anon April 12, 2005

WD40

Term of derision about a certain individual who shall remain nameless. When the subject of a social occasion or gathering is mentioned, the individual manages to come up with multiple reasons why they cannot partake. Such excuses are usually comical in nature and in most cases are the result of the limited social aspirations of said individual. The number 40 is in reference to the quantity of excuses used to weasel out of any social event.

"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here), the pizza I ate for lunch didn't agree with me."
"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here) Charmed is on TV later."

by Anon September 30, 2004

Montoute

Someone who thinks extremely highly of themselves. Someone who is vain normally thinks they are better than everyone else, and you will often find them looking in a mirror.

See 'conceited.'

Typical 'Montoutes' can be heard muttering:

'When I look in the mirror, I see solutions'.

Typical response:

'Shut up you cocky Montoute fuck wit'

by AnOn March 31, 2005