anon's definitions

The Beast

a large hairy creature,who has very little use,favours his small genital parts and has a penchant for masturbating in just socks

oh dude look how fat The Beast is
hahaha look at The Beast trying to run

by anon April 5, 2004

wobese

a very very fat person, much fatter than obese.

omfg look at markie shes so wobese!

by Anon September 10, 2004

guinea pig

A small, cute, furry rodent commonly sold as a pet. Eats just about any kind of vegetable, comes in many colors, screeches loudly when hungry. Possesses roughly the intelligence of a cow; sheds a lot.
Origin: Comes from South America. Named either after the country of Guiana or the fact that it originally cost one guinea in England. Raised for food in Peru; considered a pet everywhere else.

"WHEEK, WHEEK" screamed the guinea pig when she discovered her food bowl was empty.

by Anon July 24, 2006

manwife

A bride that turns out to be a man.

Y helo thar, manwife! How are your breasts this fine day?

by Anon September 14, 2004

Led Zeppelin

one of the greatest rock bands in theo world

i cant believe no one said that over the hills and far way was the best led zeppelin song

by anon January 29, 2004

atreyu

A shit band that you should avoid like the plague.

Wholly unoriginal, eminating from the horribly stagnant hardcore scene, and unfortunately, just another overhyped peice of crap passed off as the next big thing by record companies and promoters.

Sorry emo kids, they're nothing special...

"Hey, you ever heard any Atreyu?" "Yeah, they're fuckin' shit"

by anon May 13, 2005

Deadpool

Witty and talkative Marvel Comic mercenary with a once popular series. Bastardized irreparably by extremely poor writing and stories without direction, Deadpool's comic has since been repackaged as the extremely short-lived Agent X series.

Deadpool-- a once promising comic book character with an excellent supporting cast, threatened by constant threat of cancellation until awful writing sealed the deal.

by anon April 6, 2003