anon's definitions

Squeak

ghey fag who makes stupid sounds

DOH, you're such a squeak. STFU

by anon April 17, 2005

alok

verb: to shit on to someone's chest for their sexual gratification

I went round to your Mum's last night and alokked her.

by anon April 17, 2005

bad sex

While some would call it an oxymoron, when copulation isn't as satisfying as masturbation and feels like work, that's pretty bad.

The spam promised an end to "bad sex" for only $19.95 plus shipping.

"Are you done yet?"

by Anon April 19, 2005

eccentric

Someone too rich and/or famous to be a 'creepy loser'.

John made the leap from "creepy loser" to "eccentric millionaire" when he won the lottery.

by Anon April 19, 2005

backhanded compliment

What might at first sound like a compliment but could/should really be taken as an insult when considered in its entirety.

The Republican Senator would never desecrate the holy institution of marriage by voting to allowing gays to wed; just ask his ex.

by Anon April 19, 2005

opium

Religion, according to Karl Marx, in that it makes you feel good without actually fixing your problems and may even make matters worse.

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness." - Karl Marx, 1844

by Anon April 19, 2005

popel

Semi-congealed mucus from the nasal cavity; a booger.

The little kid picked his nose and wiped the popel on the back of the chair.

by Anon April 19, 2005