by andy1 June 02, 2005
Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.
When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.
by andy1 May 27, 2007
by andy1 May 15, 2005
New England pronunciation of can't
by andy1 October 30, 2004
Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds
by andy1 May 30, 2005
by andy1 March 27, 2005
Old navy slang term for penis, popularized by TR; abbreviation (nickname): Geen
See griznoid or grisnoid
See griznoid or grisnoid
by andy1 May 15, 2005