andy1's definitions

Rump Ranger

Texas slang for a homosexual

Texas Rump Rangers should move to San Fagshitco

by andy1 August 31, 2005

murphy's law

Commonly, a situation where, if anything can go wrong, it will, but I wanted to add my examples.

You always get your blackjack one or two hands after you lower your bet.

If you take the phone with you outside, say to garden, it will never ring, but if you leave it inside there will be several messages on your voicemail.

by andy1 August 10, 2005

FPB

A fake pants boner. When your slacks hitch up around your groin and it looks like you have a boner when you don't.

Everybody was laughing at David during the Super Bowl; he had an FBP.

by andy1 August 5, 2005

WY county

In Kansas we have our county on our license plates. WY stands for Wyandotte, or Crime-dotte County, or WYCO, a horrible place to live or visit.

Whenever you see a car with WY plates on the road, avoid it; It can be a car-jacker, a thief, or a criminal of some nature, at the very least a bad driver. Several years ago the legislature considered taking the county decals off our plates; Fortunately the highway patrol talked them out of it.

by andy1 August 4, 2005

douchepoint

If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.

The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.

by andy1 June 12, 2005

cuntaloupe

Slang term for one of the best tasting melons.

Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"

by andy1 June 11, 2005

Suck The Bag

A semi-nonsensical expression we used to yell at people when we were teenagers in the 60s

As we drove past people on the sidewalk, we would yell "Suck The Bag"

by andy1 June 8, 2005