97 definitions by andy1

40 Highway

U.S. Highway 40.

For some reason Missourians (Who mostly also pronounce Missouri wrong) say 40 Highway for Highway 40. They also do this for the other numbered state and U.S. highways, e.g., 71 Highway, 50 Highway, 7 Highway, etc. I have no idea why they do this, and I have come across no other group who does this.

by andy1 December 2, 2010

doucheland

German name for what we call Germany

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches

by andy1 February 26, 2006

Fair Line

For some unknown reason in baseball, although both are in fair territory, both the line and the pole are officially called the foul line and the foul pole. They are both absolutely in fair territory, and therefore many of my friends and myself have called the two the fair line and the fair pole for many years.

Mike's Weenie's line drive hit the fair pole, and was therefore a home run. Earlier, David DeJesus's hooking liner hit the fair line in right field and was a double.

by andy1 May 27, 2007

KWIK-RIP

Slang term for the QWIK-TRIP series of convenience stores

Do you want to go to KWIK-RIP or Shoplift 'N' Go?

by andy1 May 15, 2005

Karmon Hardon

One of the top lines of stereo equipment in the sixties

Izzy had one of the first Karmon Hardons I saw back in High School, probably while we were drinking Stite by Gluek malt liquor.

by andy1 May 25, 2005

Susan Ostrich

A left-wing lawyer on TV with the most obnoxious voice on the planet, and the 3rd most obnoxious face. More commonly known as Susan Estrich.

Susan Ostrich was on Fox News last night; it was worse than chalk on a blackboard.

by andy1 June 16, 2007

eleanor clit

Left-wing reporter for Newsweek

Eleanor Clit is actually smarter than your average lib.

by andy1 May 27, 2007