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Texas slang for a homosexual
by andy1 August 31, 2005
Get the Rump Rangermug. by andy1 March 27, 2005
Get the barf-n-pukemug. Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.
When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.
by andy1 June 15, 2007
Get the KANSAS TURDPILEmug. Proper name for what many people call a member of the U.S. Democratic party, who believes in being soft on crime, soft on national defense and terrorism, and extra rights for minorities and women. They basically also believe in communism, socialism, penalizing the productive thru progressive and high taxes, stealing from the earners and producers, and giving free money to the lazy and the non-producers. They have also basically brainwashed the public, for no working person in their right mind would vote for this crap.
by andy1 July 23, 2006
Get the demonratmug. by andy1 July 24, 2007
Get the W-Douche 40mug. A really good female soul singer with a really funny first name; her parents were either really sadistic or just not thinking when they named her.
I love that scene from The Blues Brothers when Urethra Franklin starts singing and dancing in the diner
by andy1 September 13, 2006
Get the urethra franklinmug. Affectionate nickname for the University of Nebraska teams and fans, as used by their rivals in the Big 12 Conference.
by andy1 March 21, 2009
Get the Nebraska Cornholersmug.