andy's definitions

Ho Bag

A whore that like sex all day long. The Ho Bag's vagina is very loose.

Damn, that Ho Bag's vagina is looser than Joe's asshole!

by Andy September 1, 2004

Help Desk

A group of people in a department that have to deal with all the IT problems within an company or organzation. These problems are dealing with dumb asses users 99% of the time.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.

Humm... It says press any key, I don't see the ANY key.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.

by Andy September 2, 2004

Dirty Joey the 2nd

A person gets a Dirty Joey, however during it his asshole quiffers

Damn it Joe, I told you not to quiffe while I am giving you a Dirty Joey.

by Andy September 2, 2004

join the club

When someone says something that you agree with, you say "join the club".

Man, I think Allen is such a douche.
join the club.

by andy September 3, 2004

SuperSmoofy

it's a little hero from the netherlands,

his/her identity is unknown..

by andy September 4, 2004

Windows ME

A piece of shit. The worst OS Microsoft has ever put out.

OH SHIT Windows ME blue screened again. Figures!

by Andy September 7, 2004

Mods

Gay, likes chrome and mirrors. dresses sharply but likes to preen on the go.

I wouldn't ride a scooter like that unless I was a Mod.

by Andy September 8, 2004