andrew's definitions

Ass Nuggets

Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and consistency is similar to rabbit poop. They are similar to Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.

I have to take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for a couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets. The last thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

shpoopy

1) a sign of agknolwledgement

2) a word to replace all words


3) a rare south african monkey

4) an insult

5) another word for ass

6) im all out of definitions

^_^

man 1-"dude, i think i pissed myself"
man 2-"spoopy"

"he drove his car right into the shpoopy"
OR
"Shpoopy shpoopy shpoopy into the shpoopy"

"crikey! would you look at that shpoopy! hold 'ere a sec' while i shove my thumb up his ass!"

"dude, shpoop you"

"that is a FINE shpoopy"

by andrew January 10, 2004

ardios

when i pirate like fella is attempting to say goodbye when leaving a spanish speaking land.

puertorican - adios pirate
pirate - ardios!

by Andrew March 13, 2004

longboard

surfboard longer than 8 feet. Able to ride smaller waves and get in more surfing.

Look at those shortboarders sitting on the sand! Glad i have a longboard.

by andrew March 4, 2004

captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003

Lesbone

adj. slang for lesbian

dat girl was all over that other chick whata lesbone

by Andrew September 15, 2004

8 mile

the ghetto "cough" i mean trailer park wher feminem grew up and had such a bad life

I grew up in 8 mile tha ghetto stfu thats a fuckin trailer park ho.

by andrew December 10, 2003