andrew's definitions

jódete

In Spanish "Fuck you!"

Persona A- ¡Eres tonto!
Persona B- ¡Jódete!

by Andrew March 15, 2005

Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.

"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."

by Andrew June 22, 2006

straight up

1. used to describe something that points upward
2. saying used by people to exaggerate something

1.that stick points straight up
2. Yo, that's straight up stupid, man!!

by Andrew May 4, 2004

wolf cookies

fuck a girl in the ass pull out your cock and have her suck her own shit off of it

man hudsons mom gave me mad wolf cookies last night!

by Andrew February 28, 2004

cauff

The sound made by a man when he discovers the female he is about to go down on hasnt washed in a month.

Cauff.... jesus girl, that stinks

by Andrew March 10, 2004

anok

Alternative spelling for the word anarchy.

Used alot among the crust

Also, one who believes in anarchy.

See the anok.

See the anok march.

March anok march!

by andrew October 30, 2004

gaytarded

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.

Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.

by Andrew May 23, 2003