Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.
I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.
by Andrew June 18, 2006
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downlowing

Based on the express "keeping it on the down low," the term "downlowing" refers to a casual, and at the same time, secret, homosexual relationship, typically between black or latino men in small social gatherings - such as card games. Many of the men who participate in "downlowing" do not consider themselves gay, and many even have families.
Felix invited me to play dominoes with him and the boys this weekend, but I was told there's a lot of downlowing going on at those games, so I declined.
by Andrew August 19, 2004
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aziz

some egyptian kid that is actually pretty cool and goofy sometimes. btw hes a wicked hotty
that is one damn hot aziz
by andrew April 22, 2005
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dole bludger

Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.
Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.
by Andrew May 13, 2004
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Gare

To Gare is to molest young boys and girls in a pedastry way.
Mike "Gared" that little boy till he bled.
by Andrew September 20, 2004
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dingleberries

As defined in The War Of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts, by Louis de Bernieres:

'Dingleberries,' he said, assuming a professional air, 'are the little balls of fluff that appear in one's underwear and sometimes entwine themselves in one's pubic hair. Frequently they are of a grey colour and woolly nature.'
See above.
by Andrew March 03, 2004
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shnfite

by ANDREW April 04, 2003
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