andrew's definitions

ldsbb

Lets drink some beer, baby!!

Everyone to my house! Ldsbb!!

by Andrew March 3, 2003

Obviouslylessficnicity

To have great awareness and being able to see the obvious.

My obviouslylessficnicity is greater than your obviouslylessficnicity.

by Andrew December 16, 2003

Civic

A car that is really meant to just get people from point A to B. Yet, there are some people out there that see a "hidden" performance package. Regardless if it's a type R or type SIR, it's still a torqueless car. Some people actually spend 5 thousand on a old pos civic, then spend another 10-20 grand on the car to make it look "cool" and "fast" when in reality, they could have just spent that money on a real car, saved the money and moved out from living in their parents basement.

Bill: Daym check out Eric in his civic, he spent 5gs on that turbo alone and another 7 on that type R engine!
Bob: Really, where does he live?
Bill: With his parents but still he got a dope ass car..
Bob:Actually my Evolution 8 could whip his ass *cell rings* Oh daym my girl's at my house naked gotta go!

by Andrew May 7, 2004

mage

Mage the leetest,quickest, fastest AWPWHORE EVER! mage > frod at awping. MAGE is a leet haxor in cal-i has beaten frod, krupt, and carv at the lan at the same time. and even told john fuk off! he is in the most exclusive club ever A1`{H}. AND #MIAMI !!!

MAGE YOU just PWned HIM! dam deag!

by andrew December 30, 2004

glitterporn

1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.

2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.

Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.

As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"

by Andrew June 10, 2004

Ditze

A total dork or jerk

Stop being a ditze

by Andrew March 22, 2003

batty man

Function: adjective
Jamaican term used to describe one who is homosexually inclined.from grrek root "batty"

BattyMEN- Plural- Adverb
Battymanisim- Noun

1. Look mom, There goes a Battyman!
2. In Jamaica they hat Battymen.
3. Battymen Like to suck each others reproductive organs.

by Andrew August 14, 2004