anOnymous's definitions
an evil void filled with porn and advertisements where fat old rednecks can look at boobs for ten hours and destroy theyre only chance to get into heaven.
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
Get the internetmug. by anonymous January 22, 2003
Get the flaming tonymug. 1. County in the SouthEast of England.
2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.
2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.
"I moved out of Essex, and the sound of whining Fiesta engines going round and round a car park fills me with nostalgic bile."
"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."
"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."
by Anonymous July 22, 2004
Get the essexmug. synj is better than you.
by Anonymous September 5, 2003
Get the synjmug. 

